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Title: I can't get my wallet out fast enough!
Post by: FullChoke on February 02, 2015, 03:12:29 PM

This years biggest news at the 2015 SHOT Show (did I spell that right?) comes from Markell Waddrury. They (he) have revealed the most effective tool for the serious turkey hunter. It is the love child of the two awesomest products on the market today and is destined to be outlawed on a federal level in the next legislature. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the beginning of the end of wild turkeys on the North American continent -

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The Smokey Funky Baby Chicken!!!

MSRP - $215.00 because everyone believes that if it's more expensive, it's the best! :goofball:

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Post by: mgm1955 on February 02, 2015, 03:28:35 PM

Unbelievable. Are people really going to fork over the money?

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Post by: BRUKSHOT on February 02, 2015, 03:53:48 PM

Ohhhhhh Mannnnnnnn! I gotta get me one of these!!!!!!!! :drool:

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Post by: hookedspur on February 02, 2015, 04:02:10 PM

Sexy :funnyturkey:

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Post by: Tail Feathers on February 02, 2015, 04:25:47 PM

:drool:

All the great realism of the fabled Badonkadeke and even easier to carry! What more could we ask for?!?!?!? :TooFunny:

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Post by: owlhoot on February 02, 2015, 04:57:55 PM

Bada Bing! :z-flirtysmile3:

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Post by: alclark2 on February 02, 2015, 06:21:53 PM

LOL!!

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Post by: grayfox on February 02, 2015, 06:38:11 PM

You mean I won't be able to to use it on the National Forrest Lands? I'm totally devastated. ???

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Post by: owlhoot on February 02, 2015, 06:55:23 PM

Team that up with smokey hen and you will be the man!

The gobbler gang will parade right in.

Hey Spurs ? Hey Double beard ? Hey Struts a lot ?
Did you see that white hen? Did ya ? Huh Huh
Man she really straightens out my tassel :love5:

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Post by: guesswho on February 02, 2015, 07:16:05 PM

Funky White Chicken!

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Post by: surehuntsalot on February 02, 2015, 07:35:45 PM

I'm already saving my money

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Post by: jakesdad on February 02, 2015, 08:15:16 PM

My uncles cousin brother in law has one and he swears by it.Says its the best thing since them 75 yd Longbeard loads he bought last year.Between that and his HECS clothes no turkey stands a chance!

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Post by: VA_Birdhunter on February 02, 2015, 08:29:07 PM

Its funky alright!!

God Bless

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Post by: donjuan on February 02, 2015, 08:39:10 PM

Good thing DSDs are out of stock so I can afford one of those freak nasties.

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Post by: wvlimbhanger on February 02, 2015, 08:47:48 PM

This is a game changer.

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Post by: silvestris on February 02, 2015, 09:30:52 PM

If you build it, they will pay.

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Post by: mgm1955 on February 02, 2015, 09:36:44 PM

Quote from: silvestris on February 02, 2015, 09:30:52 PM
If you build it, they will pay.

Amen to that!

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Post by: Hooter on February 03, 2015, 03:21:04 AM

Quote from: wvlimbhanger on February 02, 2015, 08:47:48 PM
This is a game changer.

Yep, from killin a few, to runnin off a few!!! :toothy12:
Dang Norm, you could have went all year without postin that! :TooFunny:

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Post by: Mike Honcho on February 03, 2015, 07:13:06 AM

If anyone has an extra I would trade 12 original Star Dots and a Bob Dixon vest for it!

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Post by: tomstopper on February 03, 2015, 08:42:13 PM

WOW. Ones man junk is another's treasure, just not mine.....

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Post by: tha bugman on February 04, 2015, 02:09:12 PM

After I saw guys forking over $500 for gobbler coffins at the convention last year I will believe anything....

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Post by: buck_hunter21 on February 04, 2015, 02:41:12 PM

This product almost makes it unfair to the turkey...

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Post by: Mike Honcho on February 04, 2015, 03:53:27 PM

The use of this product should be regulated so only .410 shotguns can be used in conjunction with it to give the Toms a fighting chance.

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Post by: jblackburn on February 04, 2015, 09:20:19 PM

Must have it!

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Post by: RutnNStrutn on February 04, 2015, 10:36:01 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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