I can't get my wallet out fast enough!

[FullChoke]

This years biggest news at the 2015 SHOT Show (did I spell that right?) comes from Markell Waddrury. They (he) have revealed the most effective tool for the serious turkey hunter. It is the love child of the two awesomest products on the market today and is destined to be outlawed on a federal level in the next legislature. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the beginning of the end of wild turkeys on the North American continent -

The Smokey Funky Baby Chicken!!!

MSRP - $215.00 because everyone believes that if it's more expensive, it's the best! 

[mgm1955]

Unbelievable. Are people really going to fork over the money?

[BRUKSHOT]

Ohhhhhh Mannnnnnnn!  I gotta get me one of these!!!!!!!!

[hookedspur]

Sexy 

[Tail Feathers]

 

All the great realism of the fabled Badonkadeke and even easier to carry!  What more could we ask for?!?!?!?

[owlhoot]

Bada Bing!

[alclark2]

LOL!!

[grayfox]

You mean I won't be able to to use it on the National Forrest Lands?  I'm totally devastated. 

[owlhoot]

Team that up with smokey hen and you will be the man!

The gobbler gang will parade right in.

Hey Spurs ? Hey Double beard ? Hey Struts a lot ?
Did you see that white hen?  Did ya ? Huh Huh
Man she really straightens out my tassel 

[guesswho]

Funky White Chicken!

[surehuntsalot]

I'm already saving my money

[jakesdad]

My uncles cousin brother in law has one and he swears by it.Says its the best thing since them 75 yd Longbeard loads he bought last year.Between that and his HECS clothes no turkey stands a chance!

[VA_Birdhunter]

Its funky alright!!

God Bless

[donjuan]

Good thing DSDs are out of stock so I can afford one of those freak nasties.

[wvlimbhanger]

This is a game changer.