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Title: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: guesswho on March 12, 2011, 08:06:08 PM
My Wifes 50th birthday will be Monday.  I was going to surprise her with a birthday cake tomorrow.   It's a good thing I'm better at killing turkeys than I am making cakes.   It's supposed to be about six inches tall and it's about a inch.  At least I still have the surprise factor on my side.  I plan on telling her this is by design.  She's fifty so I made a cake that looks like it's 50 years old.   Maybe I can fix it up with about five inches of chocalate icing.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/olesixbeards/P3120127.jpg)
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: Jay on March 12, 2011, 08:10:38 PM
That's just plain pitiful. Frosting should hide that awful thing, and maybe even make it taste good. Maybe. Dang! :begging: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: hookedspur on March 12, 2011, 08:11:42 PM
Quote from: Jay on March 12, 2011, 08:10:38 PM
That's just plain pitiful. Frosting should hide that awful thing, and maybe even make it taste good. Maybe. Dang! :begging: :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: redarrow on March 12, 2011, 08:12:13 PM
Just pour a pot of pinto beans over it and call it supper.
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: Shotgun on March 12, 2011, 08:14:10 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:   What ya doing tring to suck up before season starts.  As long as it taste good you'll be fine.
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: OLE RASPY on March 12, 2011, 08:17:18 PM
looks like corn bread instead of cake :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: guesswho on March 12, 2011, 08:17:19 PM
Quote from: Shotgun on March 12, 2011, 08:14:10 PM
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:   What ya doing tring to suck up before season starts.  As long as it taste good you'll be fine.
I tell her the only reason I married her is because her birthday is the day before turkey season.   Get the birthday doings out of the way and I'm good all turkey season. 
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: guesswho on March 12, 2011, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: OLE RASPY on March 12, 2011, 08:17:18 PM
looks like corn bread instead of cake :TooFunny:
You ain't seen my cornbread :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: redarrow on March 12, 2011, 08:30:30 PM
Just remind her that 50 ain't old,for a tree. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: vaturkey on March 12, 2011, 09:02:00 PM
Quote from: guesswho on March 12, 2011, 08:06:08 PM
My Wifes 50th birthday will be Monday.  I was going to surprise her with a birthday cake tomorrow.   It's a good thing I'm better at killing turkeys than I am making cakes.   It's supposed to be about six inches tall and it's about a inch.  At least I still have the surprise factor on my side.  I plan on telling her this is by design.  She's fifty so I made a cake that looks like it's 50 years old.   Maybe I can fix it up with about five inches of chocalate icing.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/olesixbeards/P3120127.jpg)

GUESSWHO

MAMA ALWAYS TOLD ME TO NOT RUN IN THE KITCHEN WHEN SHE HAD A CAKE IN THE OVEN OR IT WOULD FALL. LOOKS LIKE A HERD OF BUFFALO RAN THROUGH YOUR KITCHEN.  AS LONG AS YOU MEANT WELL. THATS ALL THAT COUNTS. GOOD LUCK TUESDAY.   :newmascot:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: Doug-Va on March 12, 2011, 09:05:15 PM
Quote from: OLE RASPY on March 12, 2011, 08:17:18 PM
looks like corn bread instead of cake :TooFunny:
Thats what i was thinking :laugh:but i couldn't have done no better!

Doug
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: doepee on March 12, 2011, 09:28:28 PM
lmao ----better run to the store and get some cupcakes :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: mason0366 on March 12, 2011, 09:33:04 PM
MY  sweetie said put back in pan. Put a thick layer of frosten on it. She would not know the difference, She would think it was messed up from cutting and getting it out of pan. Then she said bless his heart at least he tried!
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: selinoid44 on March 12, 2011, 09:47:53 PM
mix a few peaches in there and you will have some peach cobbler. :you_rock:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: mossy835 on March 13, 2011, 12:43:25 AM
Quote from: guesswho on March 12, 2011, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: OLE RASPY on March 12, 2011, 08:17:18 PM
looks like corn bread instead of cake :TooFunny:
You ain't seen my cornbread :TooFunny:
Not yet but I would have thought it was, just cover it in Chili and buy a cake then you have dinner and dessert covered.

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: handcannon on March 13, 2011, 03:03:13 AM
As long as that was not your whole gift idea you might escape alive. You better have a plan B or she might have you on display next to all them turkey beards. Best thing to do is to put that stuff in a ziploc bag and stick it in your vest for a snack and head to a deli to pick up a real cake..........quick!
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: chatterbox on March 13, 2011, 06:42:05 AM
Dang Ronnie. It looks like you used the same approach to baking as you do to gobblers. That cake looks like it took a full load of #6 shot right to the face from about 6 yrds out! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
I would go with 8 inches of frosting, just to be on the safe side! ;D
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: KYFrid on March 13, 2011, 07:14:15 AM
Tell her its a crumb cake.  ;D
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: archery1 on March 13, 2011, 08:45:23 AM
nice............. looks like u need to visit walmart ????
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: Woodsman4God on March 13, 2011, 08:48:13 AM
Quote from: handcannon on March 13, 2011, 03:03:13 AM
As long as that was not your whole gift idea you might escape alive. You better have a plan B or she might have you on display next to all them turkey beards. Best thing to do is to put that stuff in a ziploc bag and stick it in your vest for a snack and head to a deli to pick up a real cake..........quick!

Agreed
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: PANYHunter on March 13, 2011, 08:48:52 AM
Looks like one of my creations.  I would definitely put some frosting or fruit on it to help cover it up.  Its the thought that counts right.  I hope you have a backup gift.  
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: turkey slayer on March 13, 2011, 09:50:45 AM
Quote from: guesswho on March 12, 2011, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: OLE RASPY on March 12, 2011, 08:17:18 PM
looks like corn bread instead of cake :TooFunny:
You ain't seen my cornbread :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: shootumindaface on March 13, 2011, 10:07:58 AM
Shouldn't it say "A Baker, I'm Not!!..   ???
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: kamski1151 on March 13, 2011, 12:02:09 PM
I got your back......It's the thought that counts..
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: HoleInTheWall Longbeard on March 13, 2011, 01:37:26 PM
Guesswho cooks for you....
Guesswho cooks for youall !!!!  :lol: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: mnturkey on March 13, 2011, 06:54:47 PM
Everyone says it is the thought that counts but most women want something more then the thought.
50 is hard on women, have something better in the wings, maybe a night out and then the cake.
Lots of frosting, Lots of frosting, Lots of frosting and only a couple candles.
Better get a couple jars of the pre-made frosting as frosting from scratch has more then two indgridents.
LOTS OF FROSTING.
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: flintlock on March 13, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
At least nobody will call you Betty Crocker!
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: chatterbox on March 13, 2011, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: flintlock on March 13, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
At least nobody will call you Betty Crocker!
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 13, 2011, 07:06:02 PM
Quote from: guesswho on March 12, 2011, 08:06:08 PMI plan on telling her this is by design.  She's fifty so I made a cake that looks like it's 50 years old.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v395/olesixbeards/P3120127.jpg)
Ronnie, tell me you aren't going to say that!! :lol: And her 50th birthday and that's what you are getting her? :o
Be sure to post up and tell us how much trouble you are in after that!! :lol: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 13, 2011, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: WVFrid on March 13, 2011, 07:14:15 AM
Tell her its a crumb cake.  ;D
:icon_thumright: :lol: :TooFunny:


Quote from: HoleInTheWall Longbeard on March 13, 2011, 01:37:26 PM
Guesswho cooks for you....
Guesswho cooks for youall !!!!  :lol: :icon_thumright:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Cook, Im not!
Post by: guesswho on March 13, 2011, 07:09:51 PM
I'm still in trouble from the 40th birtday so it don't matter.  Thanks for all the support everybody :TooFunny:

I told her I ran a trial run with the candles and apparently cakes aren't made to withstand that kind of heat.