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Title: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: Gooserbat on January 11, 2013, 04:53:06 PM
You know, don't you. Ol' Mountain Bird, the one with 2 1/4" spurs and a 17" beard. The one that weighs 31# and try as hard as you can, you can't squeeze the trigger when he's standing 20 yards down your shotgun barrel. Then you wake up with you fist clinched in a tight ball, and you feel for the diaphragm that's not in your mouth. Then your pulse slows and you drift back to sleep. You know, Mountain Bird.
Title: Re: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: vaturkey on January 11, 2013, 05:01:34 PM

Yea I Know Mountain Bird ! I've met him several times ! Sometimes he makes me sweat !  :newmascot: 
Title: Re: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: The Cohutta Strutter on January 11, 2013, 05:32:12 PM
Yep, had one hand it to me last spring.....mountain bird it was. I'll go back for him and hopefully hand it back to him, just maybe....lol
Title: Re: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: redarrow on January 11, 2013, 05:39:34 PM
Yep,and I know his stinkin cousin Mountain Buck,too.
Title: Re: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: guesswho on January 11, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
Y'all got problems.  Anytime I wake up like that it's because of Mountain Woman.
Title: Re: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: chatterbox on January 11, 2013, 06:27:42 PM
Quote from: guesswho on January 11, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
Y'all got problems.  Anytime I wake up like that it's because of Mountain Woman.
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Title: Re: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: redarrow on January 11, 2013, 07:00:17 PM
Quote from: guesswho on January 11, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
Y'all got problems.  Anytime I wake up like that it's because of Mountain Woman.

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Title: Re: Ol' Mountain Bird
Post by: socalturkeyman on January 11, 2013, 07:28:21 PM
No their probablly just married! lol Us hitched up dude just dream of hunts that we cant afford. :turkey2: :drool: