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Title: $50 Lesson
Post by: bird on February 23, 2011, 08:40:21 AM

I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President... what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'  :smiley-char092:

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

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Post by: hookedspur on February 23, 2011, 08:43:17 AM
 :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
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Post by: jv on February 23, 2011, 08:46:04 AM
There you go...... :icon_thumright:
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Post by: Gobble! on February 23, 2011, 08:49:51 AM
Hahaha beautiful
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Post by: Hognutz on February 23, 2011, 08:50:02 AM
That says it all, now, don't it.. :icon_thumright:
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Post by: turkey slayer on February 23, 2011, 08:51:13 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: nctrkyhntr on February 23, 2011, 09:00:35 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: pullit on February 23, 2011, 09:03:27 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: shad309 on February 23, 2011, 09:09:56 AM
 :z-winnersmiley:
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Post by: Basser69 on February 23, 2011, 09:38:30 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Hootowl on February 23, 2011, 09:45:38 AM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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Post by: Executioner on February 23, 2011, 09:56:10 AM
PERFECT. God bless.
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Post by: mossy835 on February 23, 2011, 10:26:51 AM
Never truer words spoken!!!
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Post by: knightrider on February 23, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
from the mouth of babes i love it :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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Post by: ghillie on February 23, 2011, 10:32:42 AM
Priceless!!!    When it gets to grass growing season...I'd call and see if she was still interested in saving the world from homelessness and hunger :lol:  I might even tell them that you have found some new fellas that are down on their luck and tell her where they can be found!!!    :whip2:
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Post by: redarrow on February 23, 2011, 11:06:00 AM
Quote from: knightrider on February 23, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
from the mouth of babes i love it :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
Me too.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on February 23, 2011, 11:47:03 AM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an     :z-winnersmiley:
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Post by: CASH on February 23, 2011, 11:51:13 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :emoticon-animal-005: :smiley-char092:
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Post by: Muskie03 on February 23, 2011, 12:40:01 PM
I guess two wrongs(or in this case democrats) make a right. :TooFunny:
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Post by: COPPERDOG on February 23, 2011, 01:28:07 PM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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Post by: BigHooks on February 23, 2011, 01:37:57 PM
As always Bird that was a good one........ :character0029:
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Post by: Bonjour on February 23, 2011, 01:41:40 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: TnTurk on February 23, 2011, 02:34:56 PM
LOVE IT!!!!  :groupwave:
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Post by: 4nwtf on February 23, 2011, 03:07:08 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: harvester on February 23, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
Quote from: bird on February 23, 2011, 08:40:21 AM

I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President... what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed with pride.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'  :smiley-char092:

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.


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Title: Re: $50 Lesson
Post by: VA_Birdhunter on February 23, 2011, 03:11:52 PM
 :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an NICE!!   :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: joshua on February 23, 2011, 03:13:07 PM
Good one.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: oatsj on February 23, 2011, 03:15:13 PM
best yet :wav: :happy0064:
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Post by: chatterbox on February 23, 2011, 04:24:05 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: pittboss on February 23, 2011, 04:29:33 PM
Well done bird..................  :happy0064: :happy0064: :happy0064:
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Post by: LX_Trkyhntr on February 23, 2011, 05:04:25 PM
 :icon_thumright:
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Post by: mossybird on February 23, 2011, 05:07:17 PM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: Jbird22 on February 23, 2011, 05:27:54 PM
I LOVE IT!!!
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Post by: paintbrush on February 23, 2011, 05:45:36 PM
BINGO!!!
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Post by: TANK on February 23, 2011, 08:47:54 PM
 :agreed:
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Post by: Ontgunner on February 23, 2011, 08:50:26 PM

Sounds like your Democrat's and Canadian Liberals are cut from the same cloth.
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Post by: OLE RASPY on February 23, 2011, 08:51:02 PM
 :agreed: :agreed:
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Post by: BigMick on February 23, 2011, 08:57:59 PM
 :you_rock: :you_rock: :you_rock:
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Post by: kevsterjr88 on February 25, 2011, 08:27:44 AM
that rocks!!!! :you_rock: :TooFunny:
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Post by: keyser12ga on February 25, 2011, 08:35:19 AM
 :toothy12: :lol: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an
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Post by: Boomstick on February 25, 2011, 09:52:47 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :wav: :happy0064: :happy0064:
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