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Started by bird, February 23, 2011, 08:40:21 AM
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$50 Lesson
February 23, 2011, 08:40:21 AM
I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President... what would be the first thing you would do? '
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Her parents beamed with pride.
'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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February 23, 2011, 08:43:17 AM
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February 23, 2011, 08:46:04 AM
There you go......
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February 23, 2011, 08:49:51 AM
Hahaha beautiful
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February 23, 2011, 08:50:02 AM
That says it all, now, don't it..
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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February 23, 2011, 08:51:13 AM
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February 23, 2011, 09:00:35 AM
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February 23, 2011, 09:03:27 AM
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February 23, 2011, 09:09:56 AM
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February 23, 2011, 09:38:30 AM
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February 23, 2011, 09:45:38 AM
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February 23, 2011, 09:56:10 AM
PERFECT. God bless.
"Confidence in your God given abilities adds more turkeys to your daily limit" Mike Miller "The Turkey Killer" Take delight in the LORD, and He will give you your hearts desires. Psalm 37:4
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February 23, 2011, 10:26:51 AM
Never truer words spoken!!!
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February 23, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
from the mouth of babes i love it
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February 23, 2011, 10:32:42 AM
Priceless!!! When it gets to grass growing season...I'd call and see if she was still interested in saving the world from homelessness and hunger
I might even tell them that you have found some new fellas that are down on their luck and tell her where they can be found!!!
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