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Title: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: redarrow on March 07, 2012, 09:51:03 AM

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b@#%&*d's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: kamski1151 on March 07, 2012, 09:57:39 AM

Duke....Got it right!!! :agreed:

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on March 07, 2012, 09:59:47 AM

There's nuttin' like an ice cold glass of milk ;D

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: Hognutz on March 07, 2012, 10:31:27 AM

I like it.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: turkey slayer on March 07, 2012, 11:09:54 AM

:z-winnersmiley: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: longspur on March 07, 2012, 11:20:43 AM

:icon_thumright: :you_rock:

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: TANK on March 07, 2012, 01:06:39 PM

Boy, he had a way of cuttin' through the BS................!

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: Tail Feathers on March 07, 2012, 01:10:52 PM

Great stuff.
A bit off topic but does anyone here remember the "John Wayne Rap" song?

I only remember one line:

Two hundred bad guys coming at me, and all I have is my two trusty six-shooters.

That's 12 dead, and 188 pall bearers...Dah huh, Dah huh.... :z-guntootsmiley:

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: Eric Gregg on March 07, 2012, 01:14:43 PM

I think John Wayne was the only one that could take Chuch Norris.

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: flatliner on March 07, 2012, 02:11:56 PM

Here's one for ya

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid hand to! I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them"

John Bernerd Books
" The Shootist"

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: mnturkey on March 07, 2012, 02:43:41 PM

Thats good.

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: MIDDLEFORK on March 07, 2012, 02:45:19 PM

good stuff

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: Basser69 on March 07, 2012, 02:48:26 PM

Well said!

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: paboxcall on March 07, 2012, 04:22:50 PM

Quote from: flatliner on March 07, 2012, 02:11:56 PM
Here's one for ya

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid hand to! I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them"

John Bernerd Books
" The Shootist"

My favorite movie, and quote...

"And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault. It won't matter, I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed, I'm gonna blow your head off."

Jacob McCandles
"Big Jake"

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: Mossberg835 on March 07, 2012, 05:03:19 PM

I wish we had more John Waynes in this country today. I think things would be alot better.

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: Gooserbat on March 07, 2012, 05:04:37 PM

Quote from: browingshooter on March 07, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
I wish we had more John Waynes in this country today. I think things would be alot better.

Yep

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: teke on March 07, 2012, 07:59:52 PM

Guess the movie? Ain't that the way it works, Hawk.

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: flatliner on March 07, 2012, 09:30:08 PM

Rooster Cogburn

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: TANK on March 07, 2012, 09:38:37 PM

:z-guntootsmiley:

Quote from: browingshooter on March 07, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
I wish we had more John Waynes in this country today. I think things would be alot better.

Personal opinion here, but I think the closes thing we have had to the Duke in some time is Robert Duvalle (Agustus Mc Cray)....just sayin

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: flintlock on March 07, 2012, 10:33:55 PM

:z-guntootsmiley:

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: mike103 on March 09, 2012, 09:19:17 PM

Quote from: browingshooter on March 07, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
I wish we had more John Waynes in this country today. I think things would be alot better.

There are.

Their called Navy Seal's.

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: REBELYELL on March 10, 2012, 06:35:56 AM

:icon_thumright:

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: Cleburne on March 10, 2012, 09:05:48 AM

I love the Duke.

Title: Re: John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life
Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 10, 2012, 10:34:14 AM

:TooFunny:

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