John Wayne's Five Rules to Remember in Life

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                        1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

                        2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b@#%&*d's name.

                        3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

                        4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

                        5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

[kamski1151]

Duke....Got it right!!!

[TrackeySauresRex]

There's nuttin' like an ice cold glass of milk 

[Hognutz]

I like it..

[turkey slayer]

 

[longspur]

 

[TANK]

Boy, he had a way of cuttin' through the BS................!

[Tail Feathers]

Great stuff.
A bit off topic but does anyone here remember the "John Wayne Rap" song?

I only remember one line:

Two hundred bad guys coming at me, and all I have is my two trusty six-shooters.

That's 12 dead, and 188 pall bearers...Dah huh, Dah huh....

[Eric Gregg]

I think John Wayne was the only one that could take Chuch Norris.

[flatliner]

Here's one for ya

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid hand to! I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them"

John Bernerd Books
" The Shootist"

[mnturkey]

Thats good.

[MIDDLEFORK]

good stuff

[Basser69]

Well said!

[paboxcall]

Here's one for ya

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid hand to! I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them"

John Bernerd Books
" The Shootist"

My favorite movie, and quote...

"And now you understand.  Anything goes wrong, anything at all, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault.  It won't matter, I'm gonna blow your head off.  No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed, I'm gonna blow your head off."

Jacob McCandles
"Big Jake"

[Mossberg835]

I wish we had more John Waynes in this country today.  I think things would be alot better.