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Title: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: Hognutz on January 10, 2012, 11:10:48 AM

Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man came to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doctor, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. She even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yes, none of us could get the jar open.'

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: mossy835 on January 10, 2012, 11:52:00 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: harvester on January 10, 2012, 11:54:00 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: Lightnrod on January 10, 2012, 01:49:04 PM

:lol:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: TnTurk on January 10, 2012, 02:28:27 PM

Didn't see that one coming. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: kamski1151 on January 10, 2012, 02:35:43 PM

Quote from: TnTurk on January 10, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
Didn't see that one coming. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: Gus_13 on January 10, 2012, 02:56:22 PM

Wow. That was good stuff haha.

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: stinkpickle on January 10, 2012, 03:38:21 PM

Quote from: TnTurk on January 10, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
Didn't see that one coming. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

That's what SHE said.

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: spurman on January 10, 2012, 04:16:06 PM

Now thats funny, being old I can relate to that. :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: chatterbox on January 10, 2012, 07:58:12 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: BOFF on January 10, 2012, 11:16:06 PM

Quote from: kamski1151 on January 10, 2012, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: TnTurk on January 10, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
Didn't see that one coming. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
X2

X3

God Bless,
David B.

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: turkey slayer on January 10, 2012, 11:19:09 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: Ol'Mossy on January 11, 2012, 05:19:05 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: gob09 on January 11, 2012, 06:42:35 AM

you dirty dirty man LOL LOL

Title: Re: It's Heck To Be Old.
Post by: Hognutz on January 11, 2012, 09:46:39 AM

That's not dirty, in the least..It's is flat out hilarious, though.. ;D

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