I know that "nick-names" usaully accomany a story or at least an explantion, ie. Heavy, Tiny and the like, but what are some good ones you heard?
Coma- we called a guy this cause he talke so much it would put you in a coma. any others??
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THAT MY NICKNAME :TooFunny:
Some of the guys at work Puddin', Sweet Tea, Heavy, and Big Gun.
Bump, Tick, Sugar Britches, Cochise, Butt Nugget and Doofus are some of my old crew.
Hambone. That's what the guys at work call me. The rumor is I could eat a whole hog for breakfast and just leave a carcass. I thought everyone ate a big helpin of bacon and ham and biscuits and gravy and pacakes for breakfast??????
Quote from: aristico on October 11, 2011, 06:45:41 PM
We have a buddy we call Porky because he is short and stubby and stutters....
Heard a story about a dog named Porky one time.
And why did they call him porky??? Never mind. I know the punch line.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Most folks I work with have nicknames... some are wanted, others... not so much.
They call me McGruff (the crime dog).
Others are known as "The Flash" (not the fastest on his feet).
Pacman (huge Green Bay Packers fan).
"Cheese" (he only eats grilled cheese sandwiches).
"Coondog" (I'm not even going to go there).
"Zip-Thud" (Due to a rather large part of male anatomy)
There's a few others, but they're not friendly enough for a family type website.
Some have called me eagle eye as I seem to spot game well in the wild.
Dad had a cousin called boat paddle... named for a certain part of his anatomy... Whole town called him that. Boat paddle drank a lot, that's why the whole town knew... :-[
I have a friend we call squirrel, I have no idea where that came from.
Buddies call me J-rone, I have no clue, it just stuck.
JAY ROD thats my nickname.All the others ones of my friends i cant put on here. :lol:
I worked with this guy that I nicnamed Chicago, I said that he was windy like the windy city so we all started calling him Chicago.
I also nicnamed a friend of mine Crazy Ron...well he was crazy! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Guy at work is called bulldog.
He's a cop and was at a house on a call and a bulldog kept coming up and humping his leg. That was 15 years ago and it still sticks with him. :toothy12:
The 130 pound rookie was nicknamed stick years ago. He now has a gut but "stick" stuck.
The slowest guy around? Turbo. But there's a long, not fit for this forum, story behind that.
I have a grandson named Blaze. Who needs a nickname with a real name like that?!?
Bubba backstop, doob, dot, dib, smut. My buddy Marvin called me Josephine. Only guy ever called me Josephine and lived to tell about it. My brother called his wife skizzy, now ex wife.
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My hunting bud of a long time , we gave him this name when he was young. Semore , he really needs a belt if you know what I mean.
My forum handle says it all.......... ;D
My grand daughter is called lil bitt, i call my wife ace, she calls me well we will just forget that one.
I have a friend that was tall and lanky... we called him "drill bit". He's now the worship leader at my church.
Another friend acquired the name "hoodus", which was kind of a contraction for "who is this?" It came to be equated with his other nickname "the happy moron". He is a great guy that was always agreeable as long as he wasn't compromising his values... gues that's why I like him so much. He's also an incredible bass player.
My only nickname was one I shared with a friend years ago. We were referred to by the band we ran lights and sound for as "the pace brothers". We are both "full figured" guys, and as you know, Pace picante sauce prides itself on being "thick" and "chunky". We always argued about who was thick and who was chunky. ;D
Several years ago my wife & myself were at the beach & I gave here the nickname Summertime cause she's HOT !! :icon_thumright:
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Quote from: vaturkey on October 12, 2011, 10:07:30 AM
Several years ago my wife & myself were at the beach & I gave here the nickname Summertime cause she's HOT !! :icon_thumright:
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Be sure to show her that post. :icon_thumright:
A guy at work is called weasel because he likes to try and weasel out of working :toothy12:
Seems like most of my friends are known by nicknames...
Mule, Cotton, Trigger, Plug, Bighead, Rat, Red, Duck, Turtle, Doody, Buckshot, Halfhead, Bunky, PeeWee, Stump, Boogie, Pinky, Poot, Bugga, Cooter and Scooter.
guy at work called cornbread. He is HUGE. First day he came in coon said boy yo mama musta fed you a lot of cornbread. lightbulb and Q-ball started calling him cornbread. thirty watt, moose, snoopy, buckshot, lugnut,strawberry and all the rest joined in. I'm hawkeye.
BUG big ugly guy
Lug little ugly guy
slugg stupid lazy greek guy
blister shows up after the work is done
UPS usless piece of sh!!
Black Mamba
Turkey Neck
Radio
Hero
Grouper a bottom feeder
The Hammer
Gay Guy his name is Gay
New Kid got it 38 years ago when he started
Mongo
Shrek
Loser one a bronze medal at the olympics
Almost forgot my favorite
MEGATRON Go LIONS Go
Lots more
All my friends have called me Zeus for many years. Just named a guy at work Dingo- he's a real winner! Call my best friend Jig. One of my favorites is Thud-****, I use it very loosely for idiots.
We had a boy in our neighborhood we always called Tinky, not sure why. Later in life we had to change it to Twinkie, and not because he liked the snack cakes.
We have a guy at work that we call "Flakey Ray" He has some major flake build up on his shoulders LOL. It pretty bad and he doesnt seem to mind LOL
I call everyone numbnuts and have been for over 30 years. I got it from my dad. Of course evryone asked me who i'm refering too.
CB
:TrainWreck1:My cousin had a boy working for him they called " water head". My nickname is "SULLI"
I used to work with some guys called "Russell the Love Muscle" and "Pig F**ker". I don't know the backstories...and don't really want to. :D
Worm
Rat
Mouse
Bird
Mule
Pig
Goat
Bic
Greasy
Fat Man
Sal
Bopper
Double A
Ttriple A
And the best for last: Swaller. I'll let you guess as to that one.
Not as colorful or "off"-colorful as some of the nicknames listed so far.
Two of my good friends.
Huckleberry - Has hunted almost everywhere and gotten more species than anyone else I know.
Buckee - Kills one or two really nice bucks every year.
Some of my buddies call my wife "The Bearpaw" after she brought up a huge crappie while ice fishing that shook her hook and tried to escape back down the hole.
Well, she's only like 5'2", but she let out what can best be described as an ear shattering, giant cavewoman grizzly bear growl as she dove down on the ice and stuck her whole arm down the hole. When she came back up soaking wet with that monster fish locked in a finger nail death grip somebody yelled out the THE BEARPAW!!! We laughed so long and freaking hard that you just knew it was the birth of a truly great and everlasting nickname.
Have a buddy we call Shotgun..... He weighs 410...
Quote from: doublelung on October 30, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
Have a buddy we call Shotgun..... He weighs 410...
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Nice!
I have a couple of friends that has nicknames for their kids:
Fat Rat
Spider
Bugs
Skinny
I call my wife Honey Bear
I have a Brother In Law I call...well never mind
My nick name has been "Dirt" for a while now.My last name is Farmer,and a friend who I had just met ask the same ol question "well what kind of farmer are you? and I told him was just a poor ol dirt farmer.My name has been Dirt ever since.!!!!!