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Title: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 12, 2011, 10:23:56 PM
Does anyone know if prisons have Wifi?  If not I may be out of touch for awhile here shortly.  I just got a letter from the IRS saying I owe $20,306 from my 2009 taxes and I need to pay it by 8/10/11 ::)  I wonder if they will let me out of jail from March 15th to May 15th.  If not this is what they will see heading out of the prison yard March 14th :emoticon-cartoon-012:  :TooFunny:

I hate these idiots.  I know exactly what the problem is and it's on their end, but it will take me two months to explain it to them.  I don't do well in situations like this, I had the law called on me at the tag agency one time while trying to give the state of Alabama money for a tag.  I can only imagine how this is going to turn out. :bike2:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: sugarray on July 12, 2011, 10:32:40 PM
Don't forget your Iron Maiden :-P



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Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: BowBendr on July 12, 2011, 10:36:44 PM
If I was in your situation, I may wind up in jail, but it wouldn't be cause I didn't pay my taxes....... ;)

Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 12, 2011, 10:47:21 PM
Quote from: BowBendr on July 12, 2011, 10:36:44 PM
If I was in your situation, I may wind up in jail, but it wouldn't be cause I didn't pay my taxes....... ;)


Thats my exact concern ;D
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: vaturkey on July 12, 2011, 11:08:15 PM
I sure hope you dont go to jail BUT if you do can I hunt your gobblers next spring ?     :newmascot:


  With my DSD decoys !
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: TnTurk on July 12, 2011, 11:19:11 PM
So sorry to hear that you may be gone for a while, but don't worry, I will send you a prescription of "Turkey and Turkey Hunting" to help pass the time.   ;D
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: CASH on July 13, 2011, 12:28:21 AM
DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!!!
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: Flydown on July 13, 2011, 12:41:20 AM
I hope your not sharing a cell with Ben Dover. :help:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: mossy835 on July 13, 2011, 01:22:55 AM
I am sure they have everything you need in the WiFi area. Now I am not sure on the lap top but I would be careful ow I asked for one!!! :whip2:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: bird on July 13, 2011, 08:13:09 AM
I guess your screen name will just have to become your shower handle......  (http://www.texas4x4.org/images/smilies/eek.gif)


Guess Who!
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Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: drenalinld on July 13, 2011, 08:28:24 AM
income taxes are voluntary.........don't sweat it........

soap on a rope is cheap
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 10:24:09 AM
Thanks for all the support, I wouldn' have expected anything less :TooFunny:

Vaturkey.  The gobblers I hunt are as smart or smarter than the ones gobblenut hunts.  I've seen longbeards send jakes and hens into decoys to check them out.  They will pull the plug out of inflatables, pull off turkey skins, pull the legs of DSD's, and pull the fan off strutters. 
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: Basser69 on July 13, 2011, 10:30:37 AM
Are you saying that OG needs to start a "bail money" fund for you? If so, I will be the first to kick up a buck or two for you... Confederate money works right?
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 10:40:18 AM
Quote from: Basser69 on July 13, 2011, 10:30:37 AM
Are you saying that OG needs to start a "bail money" fund for you? If so, I will be the first to kick up a buck or two for you... Confederate money works right?
I was hoping more for like a lets raise $20,306 for Guesswho fund.  So far all I've gotten is Ben Dovers, and don't drop the soap comments.  Confederate money probably wouldn't be a big hit in prison.
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: Basser69 on July 13, 2011, 10:44:23 AM
Quote from: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 10:40:18 AM
Quote from: Basser69 on July 13, 2011, 10:30:37 AM
Are you saying that OG needs to start a "bail money" fund for you? If so, I will be the first to kick up a buck or two for you... Confederate money works right?
I was hoping more for like a lets raise $20,306 for Guesswho fund.  So far all I've gotten is Ben Dovers, and don't drop the soap comments.  Confederate money probably wouldn't be a big hit in prison.

$20,306 might be a stretch for this group. We are all running on less than a low budget. Closer to no budget.  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: gobbler74 on July 13, 2011, 11:40:37 AM
I'll send soap on a rope buddy.  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 11:43:01 AM
Quote from: gobbler74 on July 13, 2011, 11:40:37 AM
I'll send soap on a rope buddy.  :icon_thumright:
Great, I wonder what that will bring on Ebay?
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: gobbler74 on July 13, 2011, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 11:43:01 AM
Quote from: gobbler74 on July 13, 2011, 11:40:37 AM
I'll send soap on a rope buddy.  :icon_thumright:
Great, I wonder what that will bring on Ebay?

Im just kiddin' Hope all that works out.
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 12:03:58 PM
Quote from: gobbler74 on July 13, 2011, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 11:43:01 AM
Quote from: gobbler74 on July 13, 2011, 11:40:37 AM
I'll send soap on a rope buddy.  :icon_thumright:
Great, I wonder what that will bring on Ebay?

Im just kiddin' Hope all that works out.
Me too!  I know you your just poking fun.   I figure I can get maybe $4 for the soap on a rope, so now I just need $20,302 ;D
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: kdog on July 13, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
You also don't want Peter Goezinya for a roomate!!! I hear he's worse than Ben Dover  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: kdog on July 13, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
You also don't want Peter Goezinya for a roomate!!! I hear he's worse than Ben Dover  :TooFunny:
If I wind up in the same cell as him or Ben Dover I'll just tell them my name is Ima Biter.
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: vaturkey on July 13, 2011, 03:26:54 PM
Guesswho

None of us want you to go to jail but if you do I think Rosey Palms & Minny Nuckles would be better cell mates !!


    :newmascot:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 03:30:47 PM
Again, thanks for all the support. :laugh:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: Basser69 on July 13, 2011, 03:50:27 PM
Sounds like you have a bunch of caring athletic supporters around here. Not sure what the sport is called....Maybe pitcher or catcher  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: gatrkyhntr70 on July 13, 2011, 08:30:29 PM
buy yourself a new identity like all the illegals do; you can have new credit, new ride and keep huntin gobblers! :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: gatrkyhntr70 on July 13, 2011, 08:30:29 PM
buy yourself a new identity like all the illegals do; you can have new credit, new ride and keep huntin gobblers! :icon_thumright:
I might have to do that.  I'll just have to think up a cool new name.   How about Richard Cranium?
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: HARDCORE on July 13, 2011, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 08:35:38 PM
Quote from: gatrkyhntr70 on July 13, 2011, 08:30:29 PM
buy yourself a new identity like all the illegals do; you can have new credit, new ride and keep huntin gobblers! :icon_thumright:
I might have to do that.  I'll just have to think up a cool new name.   How about Richard Cranium?

Nah, D.H. would raise a red flag with the Feds, best go with a name they hadn't been called a million times.

Maybe Ralph, Kumar, or even BIG Bob.  ;)

HC
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: HogBiologist on July 13, 2011, 09:39:31 PM
You just dont want what Harold and Kumar got in Guantonimo Bay.  The "meat sandwich"!  I hear it is only gay if you catch. 

Actually, I remember the story the old turkey study leader used to tell.  Back in the 80's they were planting trees on a WMA with the help of a prison crew.  He was between two big, burley, equitorial tinted prisoners.  He let a big ole cheeze wind cracker go.  The prisoner up wind looks at him and says "Sounds like love to me".  The prisoner down wind said "Smells like love to me"!
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: Old Gobbler on July 13, 2011, 09:44:54 PM
we could sell "FREE GUESSWHO" t- shirts and the proceeds will got to pay back IRS , only thing is we will need to sell about 2,000 t-shirts to do this -  :whip2:

Its sad its like there is a dual justice system in this country , if your piss poor and a repeat felon , its like a revolving door of slaps on the hands in one day out the next .Me and you pay the high taxes to keep these criminals locked up, but the minute a person falls on hard times , the IRS threatens to lock you up with the rest of them? does that make any sense?




Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 14, 2011, 09:21:36 AM
It's crazy.  Funny thing is they audited my parents this year too.  IRS said they had  $980,000 in income they didn't report ::).  My Mom said I should have heard my Dad talking to them.  She said they will probably get audited now every year until they both die, then probably another five years after that. :TooFunny:   This has been going on since November for them.  What happened is the IRS is showing all stock sells as income without deducting the purchase price.

I like the Free Guesswho t-shirts idea, except for the free part.  So far I've been promised a couple soap on a ropes, four laying hens, and one rooster.  So if you see any of that on Ebay you know who it is.   Even with those generous donations I still might come up a little short on the $20,306.  Do you have to pay taxes on donations you receive?
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: drenalinld on July 14, 2011, 09:27:40 AM
Quote from: guesswho on July 14, 2011, 09:21:36 AM
 Do you have to pay taxes on donations you receive?

We may get clarification soon?

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/sports/fan-who-caught-jeter-ball-could-face-five-figure-tax-bill-dpgonc-20110712-fc_14086840
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: guesswho on July 14, 2011, 09:35:26 AM
Thats what he gets for being a good person.  He should have let the guy next to him catch it, then stab, assault and take the ball from him.  Then he could have sold it on Ebay for six figures and only have to serve about 40 hours of community service for the assault and robbery and pay no taxes because he didn't receive any prizes.
Title: Re: Wifi?
Post by: drenalinld on July 14, 2011, 09:37:10 AM
I like your perspective.