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Started by guesswho, July 12, 2011, 10:23:56 PM

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guesswho

Does anyone know if prisons have Wifi?  If not I may be out of touch for awhile here shortly.  I just got a letter from the IRS saying I owe $20,306 from my 2009 taxes and I need to pay it by 8/10/11 ::)  I wonder if they will let me out of jail from March 15th to May 15th.  If not this is what they will see heading out of the prison yard March 14th :emoticon-cartoon-012:  :TooFunny:

I hate these idiots.  I know exactly what the problem is and it's on their end, but it will take me two months to explain it to them.  I don't do well in situations like this, I had the law called on me at the tag agency one time while trying to give the state of Alabama money for a tag.  I can only imagine how this is going to turn out. :bike2:
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BowBendr

If I was in your situation, I may wind up in jail, but it wouldn't be cause I didn't pay my taxes....... ;)


guesswho

Quote from: BowBendr on July 12, 2011, 10:36:44 PM
If I was in your situation, I may wind up in jail, but it wouldn't be cause I didn't pay my taxes....... ;)


Thats my exact concern ;D
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vaturkey

I sure hope you dont go to jail BUT if you do can I hunt your gobblers next spring ?     :newmascot:


  With my DSD decoys !
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TnTurk

So sorry to hear that you may be gone for a while, but don't worry, I will send you a prescription of "Turkey and Turkey Hunting" to help pass the time.   ;D

CASH

DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!!!
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Flydown

I hope your not sharing a cell with Ben Dover. :help:

mossy835

I am sure they have everything you need in the WiFi area. Now I am not sure on the lap top but I would be careful ow I asked for one!!! :whip2:

bird

I guess your screen name will just have to become your shower handle...... 


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drenalinld

income taxes are voluntary.........don't sweat it........

soap on a rope is cheap

guesswho

Thanks for all the support, I wouldn' have expected anything less :TooFunny:

Vaturkey.  The gobblers I hunt are as smart or smarter than the ones gobblenut hunts.  I've seen longbeards send jakes and hens into decoys to check them out.  They will pull the plug out of inflatables, pull off turkey skins, pull the legs of DSD's, and pull the fan off strutters. 
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Basser69

Are you saying that OG needs to start a "bail money" fund for you? If so, I will be the first to kick up a buck or two for you... Confederate money works right?



guesswho

Quote from: Basser69 on July 13, 2011, 10:30:37 AM
Are you saying that OG needs to start a "bail money" fund for you? If so, I will be the first to kick up a buck or two for you... Confederate money works right?
I was hoping more for like a lets raise $20,306 for Guesswho fund.  So far all I've gotten is Ben Dovers, and don't drop the soap comments.  Confederate money probably wouldn't be a big hit in prison.
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Quote from: guesswho on July 13, 2011, 10:40:18 AM
Quote from: Basser69 on July 13, 2011, 10:30:37 AM
Are you saying that OG needs to start a "bail money" fund for you? If so, I will be the first to kick up a buck or two for you... Confederate money works right?
I was hoping more for like a lets raise $20,306 for Guesswho fund.  So far all I've gotten is Ben Dovers, and don't drop the soap comments.  Confederate money probably wouldn't be a big hit in prison.

$20,306 might be a stretch for this group. We are all running on less than a low budget. Closer to no budget.  :TooFunny: