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Title: Don't ever
Post by: zelmo1 on August 15, 2023, 05:41:13 AM
This is just like the one/3 word stories, It could be fun. Ill start


   Dont ever, drink the mystery flavor K cup left in the box
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Post by: Tom007 on August 15, 2023, 06:36:39 AM
Don't ever shoot past forty
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Post by: Howieg on August 15, 2023, 07:28:17 AM
Don't ever say never
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Post by: Gobbler428 on August 15, 2023, 07:49:30 AM
Don't ever trust a fart
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 15, 2023, 07:52:37 AM
Don't ever trust a liar
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Post by: Tom007 on August 15, 2023, 09:32:12 AM
Don't ever use 3 leaf plants to wipe (in a pinch)
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Post by: jhoward11 on August 15, 2023, 09:33:05 AM
Don't ever quit using common sense!
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 15, 2023, 10:02:27 AM
Don't ever ask your wife where she wants to go to dinner  :TrainWreck1: Z
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Post by: Happy on August 15, 2023, 10:26:33 AM
Don't ever pee on an electric fence.
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Post by: PalmettoRon on August 15, 2023, 12:47:43 PM
Don't ever talk a rational person into becoming a turkey hunter.
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Post by: slicksbeagles1 on August 15, 2023, 12:53:02 PM
Don't ever believe a politician!
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 15, 2023, 02:28:17 PM
Don't ever let a "friend" borrow your truck
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Post by: Greg Massey on August 15, 2023, 02:49:54 PM
Don't ever give up
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Post by: boatpaddle on August 15, 2023, 08:26:27 PM
Don't ever, let the door hit ya, where the good LORD split ya...

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Post by: Tail Feathers on August 15, 2023, 10:28:54 PM
Don't ever ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she's still mowing the yard.
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Post by: Yoder409 on August 15, 2023, 10:43:51 PM
Call too much or too loud.

(That's MY job)

:TooFunny:
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 16, 2023, 04:35:17 AM
Don't ever say yes when somebody sets you up on a blind date.
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 16, 2023, 05:37:02 AM
Don't ever date sisters.  :OGturkeyhead:  :OGturkeyhead:    Z
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Post by: Farmboy27 on August 16, 2023, 06:47:10 AM
Don't ever approach a horse from the rear, a bull from the front, or a politician from any direction!
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Post by: Tom007 on August 16, 2023, 07:02:50 AM
Don't ever shoot 3 inch loads in a 2 3/4 inch gun....
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Post by: NCL on August 16, 2023, 01:39:05 PM
Don't ever discuss politics or religion
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Post by: Notsoyoungturk on August 16, 2023, 02:57:32 PM
Don't ever try to help a buddy out by pulling his finger!
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Post by: Happy on August 16, 2023, 03:14:02 PM
Don't ever kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.
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Post by: OldSwamper on August 16, 2023, 03:41:28 PM
Don't ever eat yellow snow!!!
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Post by: Muzzy61 on August 16, 2023, 04:16:05 PM
Don't ever ask a strange woman when her baby is due.
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Post by: eggshell on August 16, 2023, 06:33:02 PM
Don't ever believe Happy when he says it's ok, you won't get shocked,  to pee on an electric fence
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Post by: YoungGobbler on August 16, 2023, 07:38:43 PM
Don't ever read this thread somewhere you can't laugh.
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Post by: TonyTurk on August 16, 2023, 07:41:14 PM
Don't ever mention the specific name or location of any piece of public ground on this forum.
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Post by: Howieg on August 16, 2023, 07:44:54 PM
Don't ever ask me to dance
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Post by: WV Flopper on August 16, 2023, 07:47:59 PM
LOL, because I've done so many of these.

Dont ever wish your time away, enjoy the best you can, every minute of your life.
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Post by: cgarner1 on August 16, 2023, 09:24:40 PM
Don't ever fully trust someone unless you have lived with them, worked with them, or they have owed you money
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Post by: Tnandy on August 16, 2023, 10:59:23 PM
Don't ever tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Jim.
And you sure don't mess around with Slim!
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 17, 2023, 02:44:24 AM
Don't ever pee into a strong wind
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Post by: crow on August 17, 2023, 08:00:30 AM
Don't ever say "Spotted owl"" when the judge asks what did the bald eagle taste like.
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 17, 2023, 02:06:32 PM
Don't ever tell your wife to " calm down "
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Post by: paboxcall on August 17, 2023, 05:45:41 PM
Don't ever tell Crow deer droppings taste like milk duds.
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Post by: boatpaddle on August 17, 2023, 05:53:33 PM
Don't ever wear bibs to hunt in, when chili was on the menu, the evening before...

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Post by: crow on August 17, 2023, 07:43:11 PM
Don't ask paboxcall if the only time he ever turned down a free drink was because he misunderstood the question
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Post by: tal on August 17, 2023, 09:49:17 PM
 I had to switch to eagles your honor, spotted owls getting harder to find. Easier to kill than a darned ole turkey.
Title: Re: Don't ever
Post by: zelmo1 on August 18, 2023, 07:45:57 AM
Don't ever hunt with untested gear
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 18, 2023, 07:51:51 AM
Don't ever trust a stranger
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Post by: Sir-diealot on August 18, 2023, 10:14:21 AM
Don't ever ask one of the older members here if they want to start a YouTube channel with you.

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Post by: Tail Feathers on August 18, 2023, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on August 18, 2023, 10:14:21 AM
Don't ever ask one of the older members here if they want to start a YouTube channel with you.

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There has to be a story behind that one! :)
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Post by: Howieg on August 18, 2023, 12:44:46 PM
Don't ever step over a fallin log in the dirty south . 
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Post by: JeffC on August 18, 2023, 04:21:57 PM
Don't ever...tell the wife "this is the last call, gun, tool...I will ever buy....
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Post by: Sir-diealot on August 18, 2023, 07:23:38 PM
Quote from: Tail Feathers on August 18, 2023, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on August 18, 2023, 10:14:21 AM
Don't ever ask one of the older members here if they want to start a YouTube channel with you.

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There has to be a story behind that one! :)
Just past comments.

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Title: Re: Don't ever
Post by: Tom007 on August 18, 2023, 09:57:07 PM
Don't ever take this forum for granted, it's the best one out there for sure!
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Post by: YoungGobbler on August 18, 2023, 10:17:49 PM
Quote from: Tom007 on August 18, 2023, 09:57:07 PM
Don't ever take this forum for granted, it's the best one out there for sure!
Yep! One of those good ones!!
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Post by: YoungGobbler on August 18, 2023, 10:18:56 PM
Don't ever call your girlfriend by your ex's name.
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Post by: Tnandy on August 18, 2023, 10:40:20 PM
I am thankful this post was started, sure has brought me plenty of laughs last couple of days!
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Post by: Mossberg90MN on August 19, 2023, 03:22:30 AM
Don't ever leave a gobbling Turkey.


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Post by: Tom007 on August 19, 2023, 06:18:56 AM
Don't ever confess to your wife that "every day" isn't opening day......
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Post by: Brian Fahs on August 19, 2023, 07:16:44 AM
Ask me the word where?
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 19, 2023, 04:22:33 PM
Don't ever take your cousin to the High School prom
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Post by: tal on August 19, 2023, 04:39:59 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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Post by: Tom007 on August 19, 2023, 05:13:06 PM
Don't ever eat Mexican food the night before opening day.....
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 19, 2023, 06:37:44 PM
Don't ever take a kid without a blind
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 19, 2023, 07:20:45 PM
Don't ever cheat on your wife with her sister
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Post by: Farmboy27 on August 20, 2023, 08:34:03 AM
Don't ever argue with your son who has better ears than you about which direction the gobble came from!
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Post by: Happy on August 20, 2023, 11:25:51 AM
Quote from: Turkeybutt on August 19, 2023, 07:20:45 PM
Don't ever cheat on your wife with her sister
If the wife becomes an ex because she was stepping out and therefore fired the first shot, then, after the divorce, I personally find it perfectly permissible to make sure all family gatherings on her side are as awkward as possible in the aftermath.
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Post by: Sir-diealot on August 21, 2023, 05:07:10 AM
Don't ever test a trap with your finger. (I sure wish I would have been there, I don't like the guy)
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 21, 2023, 05:39:22 AM
Dont ever take a nap with a decoy out
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Post by: crow on August 21, 2023, 12:37:11 PM
Quote from: Turkeybutt on August 19, 2023, 04:22:33 PM
Don't ever take your cousin to the High School prom
Don't ever try to squash true love
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 22, 2023, 06:39:17 AM
Don't ever trust a GOATS directions. Z
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Post by: eggshell on August 22, 2023, 07:41:50 AM
Don't ever get between a sabatical (or crow) and an oatmeal creampie
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 23, 2023, 06:10:58 AM
Dont ever trust a yield sign, you will eventually lose. Z
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Post by: Tom007 on August 23, 2023, 07:37:52 AM
Don't ever pull out on a green light without looking both ways...
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 24, 2023, 11:13:42 AM
Dont ever insult your barber. Z
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Post by: crow on August 24, 2023, 01:21:01 PM
Don't ever lay up against the side of a girl scout's tent hoping to pass for a log in the dark when her dad comes to check out why all the girls are giggling
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 24, 2023, 04:11:57 PM
Don't ever try to make a screen door boat with Flex Seal
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 25, 2023, 05:40:29 AM
Don't ever trust the weather people. Z :OGturkeyhead:
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Post by: hipp2412 on August 25, 2023, 06:59:19 PM
Dont ever eat Tide pods.
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 26, 2023, 10:26:19 AM
Don't ever eat escargot!
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Post by: Sir-diealot on August 28, 2023, 12:03:22 PM
Don't ever get food advice from tukeybutt, escargot is good.

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Post by: zelmo1 on August 28, 2023, 12:27:34 PM
Dont ever make your boss look bad if you want a day off to go hunting. Z
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Post by: Turkeybutt on August 28, 2023, 02:47:34 PM
Anything is good with enough BBQ sauce or alcohol!
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Post by: Sir-diealot on August 28, 2023, 02:57:45 PM
Not much for booze, hard to get good BBQ sauce around here and GF complains when I make anything, says everything I make is too spicy. She thinks peppermint is too spicy.

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Post by: zelmo1 on August 30, 2023, 05:51:34 AM
Dont ever, judge a deer by a picture2. Z
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Post by: Tom007 on August 30, 2023, 06:15:49 AM
Don't ever think your an expert turkey hunter...
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Post by: zelmo1 on August 31, 2023, 12:50:12 PM
Dont ever buy a car from someone with less teeth than you.  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:
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Post by: Turkeybutt on September 02, 2023, 10:04:26 AM
Don't ever leave an empty roll of toilet paper!
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Post by: Sir-diealot on September 02, 2023, 12:08:15 PM
Don't ever drink from the widemouth Mountain Dew bottles in my hunting blind, it's not mountain dew in those bottles!

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Post by: zelmo1 on September 05, 2023, 05:58:54 AM
Don't  ever go to the animal shelter or gun shop directly after a pet dies. Z
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Post by: Paulmyr on September 06, 2023, 01:05:17 AM
Don't ever pee with your hunting gloves on if your allergic to poison oak!!!!
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Post by: zelmo1 on September 11, 2023, 07:13:21 AM
Don't ever try to reason with a drunk. Z :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on September 11, 2023, 09:57:37 PM
Don't EVER vote for a Democrat!!!

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Post by: zelmo1 on September 12, 2023, 08:08:00 AM
Don't ever compliment your wife's " sleazy cousin"!  :OGturkeyhead:  Z
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Post by: Turkeybutt on September 15, 2023, 07:19:26 PM
Don't ever respond when your wife asks if the dress or jeans she is wearing makes her butt look big.
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Post by: crow on September 16, 2023, 05:37:55 PM
Don't ever pretend you have a headache because your trying to save your leg strength for opening day
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Post by: Turkeybutt on September 17, 2023, 09:39:38 AM
That's something only you would do Crow!
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Post by: crow on September 17, 2023, 01:55:37 PM
potential without commitment equals zero
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Post by: Gmed on September 17, 2023, 09:39:46 PM
Don't EVER come out of the bathroom sniffing your fingers, no matter how great the soap smells.....
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Post by: crow on September 17, 2023, 11:05:26 PM
Don't ever shake hands with someone coming out of the bathroom with wet hands




don't ever shake hands with someone named turkeybutt coming out of the bathroom no matter what :TooFunny:
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Post by: zelmo1 on September 18, 2023, 06:20:48 AM
Don't ever flirt with the waitress on your anniversary. Z  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:
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Post by: zelmo1 on September 22, 2023, 05:42:26 AM
Dont ever take " the old bucks' parking spot :OGturkeyhead:
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Post by: zelmo1 on September 27, 2023, 01:33:17 PM
Don't ever leave your slippers out after you take the dogs toy from him. Z
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Post by: zelmo1 on October 02, 2023, 05:07:49 AM
Don't ever let anyone borrow your chest waders. EVER Z
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Post by: Cut N Run on October 02, 2023, 09:55:00 AM
Don't ever carry a round disposable lighter in the same pocket as your turkey loads.

Wish I didn't know about this one.

Jim
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Post by: Yoder409 on October 02, 2023, 04:39:33 PM
Don't ever eat anywhere that has both prunes AND jalapenos on the same "endless buffet".
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Post by: camotoe on October 04, 2023, 04:27:03 PM
Brush your teeth with Ben gay .


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Post by: runngun on October 04, 2023, 09:36:38 PM
Or Preparation H!!!!!

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Post by: zelmo1 on October 06, 2023, 09:00:37 AM
Don't ever drink an extra coffee if you are wearing chest waders. Z
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on October 09, 2023, 08:44:31 PM
Don't ever mess with midgets or old men.
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Post by: Sir-diealot on October 15, 2023, 03:30:57 PM
Don't ever get an infected foot!
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Post by: zelmo1 on October 19, 2023, 08:01:29 AM
Don't ever volunteer to sit in for your boss at a meeting with " process specialists"  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:  Z