This is just like the one/3 word stories, It could be fun. Ill start
Dont ever, drink the mystery flavor K cup left in the box
Don't ever shoot past forty
Don't ever say never
Don't ever trust a fart
Don't ever trust a liar
Don't ever use 3 leaf plants to wipe (in a pinch)
Don't ever quit using common sense!
Don't ever ask your wife where she wants to go to dinner :TrainWreck1: Z
Don't ever pee on an electric fence.
Don't ever talk a rational person into becoming a turkey hunter.
Don't ever believe a politician!
Don't ever let a "friend" borrow your truck
Don't ever give up
Don't ever, let the door hit ya, where the good LORD split ya...
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Don't ever ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she's still mowing the yard.
Call too much or too loud.
(That's MY job)
:TooFunny:
Don't ever say yes when somebody sets you up on a blind date.
Don't ever date sisters. :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: Z
Don't ever approach a horse from the rear, a bull from the front, or a politician from any direction!
Don't ever shoot 3 inch loads in a 2 3/4 inch gun....
Don't ever discuss politics or religion
Don't ever try to help a buddy out by pulling his finger!
Don't ever kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.
Don't ever eat yellow snow!!!
Don't ever ask a strange woman when her baby is due.
Don't ever believe Happy when he says it's ok, you won't get shocked, to pee on an electric fence
Don't ever read this thread somewhere you can't laugh.
Don't ever mention the specific name or location of any piece of public ground on this forum.
Don't ever ask me to dance
LOL, because I've done so many of these.
Dont ever wish your time away, enjoy the best you can, every minute of your life.
Don't ever fully trust someone unless you have lived with them, worked with them, or they have owed you money
Don't ever tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Jim.
And you sure don't mess around with Slim!
Don't ever pee into a strong wind
Don't ever say "Spotted owl"" when the judge asks what did the bald eagle taste like.
Don't ever tell your wife to " calm down "
Don't ever tell Crow deer droppings taste like milk duds.
Don't ever wear bibs to hunt in, when chili was on the menu, the evening before...
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Don't ask paboxcall if the only time he ever turned down a free drink was because he misunderstood the question
I had to switch to eagles your honor, spotted owls getting harder to find. Easier to kill than a darned ole turkey.
Don't ever hunt with untested gear
Don't ever trust a stranger
Don't ever ask one of the older members here if they want to start a YouTube channel with you.
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Quote from: Sir-diealot on August 18, 2023, 10:14:21 AM
Don't ever ask one of the older members here if they want to start a YouTube channel with you.
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There has to be a story behind that one! :)
Don't ever step over a fallin log in the dirty south .
Don't ever...tell the wife "this is the last call, gun, tool...I will ever buy....
Quote from: Tail Feathers on August 18, 2023, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on August 18, 2023, 10:14:21 AM
Don't ever ask one of the older members here if they want to start a YouTube channel with you.
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There has to be a story behind that one! :)
Just past comments.
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Don't ever take this forum for granted, it's the best one out there for sure!
Quote from: Tom007 on August 18, 2023, 09:57:07 PM
Don't ever take this forum for granted, it's the best one out there for sure!
Yep! One of those good ones!!
Don't ever call your girlfriend by your ex's name.
I am thankful this post was started, sure has brought me plenty of laughs last couple of days!
Don't ever leave a gobbling Turkey.
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Don't ever confess to your wife that "every day" isn't opening day......
Ask me the word where?
Don't ever take your cousin to the High School prom
:TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Don't ever eat Mexican food the night before opening day.....
Don't ever take a kid without a blind
Don't ever cheat on your wife with her sister
Don't ever argue with your son who has better ears than you about which direction the gobble came from!
Quote from: Turkeybutt on August 19, 2023, 07:20:45 PM
Don't ever cheat on your wife with her sister
If the wife becomes an ex because she was stepping out and therefore fired the first shot, then, after the divorce, I personally find it perfectly permissible to make sure all family gatherings on her side are as awkward as possible in the aftermath.
Don't ever test a trap with your finger. (I sure wish I would have been there, I don't like the guy)
Dont ever take a nap with a decoy out
Quote from: Turkeybutt on August 19, 2023, 04:22:33 PM
Don't ever take your cousin to the High School prom
Don't ever try to squash true love
Don't ever trust a GOATS directions. Z
Don't ever get between a sabatical (or crow) and an oatmeal creampie
Dont ever trust a yield sign, you will eventually lose. Z
Don't ever pull out on a green light without looking both ways...
Dont ever insult your barber. Z
Don't ever lay up against the side of a girl scout's tent hoping to pass for a log in the dark when her dad comes to check out why all the girls are giggling
Don't ever try to make a screen door boat with Flex Seal
Don't ever trust the weather people. Z :OGturkeyhead:
Dont ever eat Tide pods.
Don't ever eat escargot!
Don't ever get food advice from tukeybutt, escargot is good.
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Dont ever make your boss look bad if you want a day off to go hunting. Z
Anything is good with enough BBQ sauce or alcohol!
Not much for booze, hard to get good BBQ sauce around here and GF complains when I make anything, says everything I make is too spicy. She thinks peppermint is too spicy.
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Dont ever, judge a deer by a picture2. Z
Don't ever think your an expert turkey hunter...
Dont ever buy a car from someone with less teeth than you. :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:
Don't ever leave an empty roll of toilet paper!
Don't ever drink from the widemouth Mountain Dew bottles in my hunting blind, it's not mountain dew in those bottles!
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Don't ever go to the animal shelter or gun shop directly after a pet dies. Z
Don't ever pee with your hunting gloves on if your allergic to poison oak!!!!
Don't ever try to reason with a drunk. Z :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:
Don't EVER vote for a Democrat!!!
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Don't ever compliment your wife's " sleazy cousin"! :OGturkeyhead: Z
Don't ever respond when your wife asks if the dress or jeans she is wearing makes her butt look big.
Don't ever pretend you have a headache because your trying to save your leg strength for opening day
That's something only you would do Crow!
potential without commitment equals zero
Don't EVER come out of the bathroom sniffing your fingers, no matter how great the soap smells.....
Don't ever shake hands with someone coming out of the bathroom with wet hands
don't ever shake hands with someone named turkeybutt coming out of the bathroom no matter what :TooFunny:
Don't ever flirt with the waitress on your anniversary. Z :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:
Dont ever take " the old bucks' parking spot :OGturkeyhead:
Don't ever leave your slippers out after you take the dogs toy from him. Z
Don't ever let anyone borrow your chest waders. EVER Z
Don't ever carry a round disposable lighter in the same pocket as your turkey loads.
Wish I didn't know about this one.
Jim
Don't ever eat anywhere that has both prunes AND jalapenos on the same "endless buffet".
Brush your teeth with Ben gay .
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Or Preparation H!!!!!
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Don't ever drink an extra coffee if you are wearing chest waders. Z
Don't ever mess with midgets or old men.
Don't ever get an infected foot!
Don't ever volunteer to sit in for your boss at a meeting with " process specialists" :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: Z