That is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, give your wife a list of the paint colors that you need for the dekes and have her pick them up for you while she's out TONIGHT!!! While she's out, STOP FEELING SORRY for your YOURSELF and get your barrel deep cleaned, vest packed and sharpen up the Calling Skills and get ready to Bust Some Beaks. PRIORITIES MAN!!!!!!!!!