When you have to “go”

[Yoder409]

The downhill grade it key

Extended trajectory is all important.

Yep.

[WNCTracker]

Yoder explain the grippin tree part    I have always looked for a good down tree with a fork in the limbs

A grippin' tree.....................

A tree.  Usually about 3-4 inches in diameter at the grippin' point.  Ideally located on somewhat of a grade.

Directions for use:  Find a suitable grippin' tree as generally described above.  (Please note that under extreme lower GI distress, the parameters for "suitable" can and probably will be lowered considerably and probably in a frantic rush)  Situate yourself on the downslope side of the grippin' tree, facing the tree.  Drop trow.  In the case of bib overalls, insure you have pulled the suspenders well forward between your feet.  Probably best to remove any coat, as well.  Assume the position while simultaneously engaging the grippin' tree firmly with both hands.  Grip it and rip it.  A properly chosen grippin' tree will insure sufficient trajectory of jettisoned materials so as to not have any of the mentioned materials land on your britches or boot heels.  But rather well downhill of your squat position.   

Simple.

Grip it and rip it!!Hahaha. This reminds me of a post on here one time where a guy told a story about his buddy and an overalls mishap in the dark where he didn't know it until he was dressed and I believe hunting in them!?!? 


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[Yoder409]

Grip it and rip it!!Hahaha. This reminds me of a post on here one time where a guy told a story about his buddy and an overalls mishap in the dark where he didn't know it until he was dressed and I believe hunting in them!?!? 

A properly selected and utilized grippin' tree coulda eliminated much trauma and embarrassment from said situation.

Yep.

[NCbowjunkie]

Greg Massey ,you said you had a book in the hunting cabin , is the author Yoder 409 and does it have any illustrations ? He seems very practiced on this procedure. Now that's what they call a tree shaker

[Greg Massey]

Greg Massey ,you said you had a book in the hunting cabin , is the author Yoder 409 and does it have any illustrations ? He seems very practiced on this procedure. Now that's what they call a tree shaker

LMBO...i need to get him a copy...

[Spring Creek Calls]

Here ya go.

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[NCbowjunkie]

Now that has to be the best outhouse I've seen,just watch out for squirrels, and where is the flush lever?

[bbcoach]

Better not slip and fall in Mike.  They may never find ya. 

[Yoder409]

Here ya go.

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That's for them city folks.............

[GunRunner]

If you can't be home on your own 'throne', I'd rather go in the woods anytime rather than use public bathrooms in gas stations, McDonald's or porta jons.

Been carrying baby wipes in a zip-lock bag for years......call it my "s... kit".

GunRunner

[dayna105]

Now that has to be the best outhouse I've seen,just watch out for squirrels, and where is the flush lever?

Yep...don't want them tree rats to chew on the wrong nuts.

[Marc]

I wanted to share something that I found recently that I think you guys may like. They are called wysi wipes. They are basically dried compressed towelettes that take up hardly any room at all. When you are done doing your business, You just wet the puck and it fluffs up into a wet wash cloth. I got the bigger ones, and one puck will take care of one "go". Can use them for other things too like removing face paint , blowing nose, whatever .

Just make sure if you use them as duel purpose wipes, that you use them to wipe your face and nose before using them as traditional wipes and not "doing your business."