Truth!

[guesswho]

The people who know me know that my stories do contain bits and pieces of the truth.  Some details may be enhanced from time to time for entertainment purposes.

I killed this hog this morning.   Drove into my front yard this morning and got out of the truck.  I unlocked my utility building and spent a couple minutes in it, maybe three or four.  When I came back out this hog was in the front yard.  I chased him down on foot and tackled him.  I maneuvered around until I had his back.  It was quite a struggle but I managed to get his back and put a rear naked choke on him and broke his neck.  The next time I try that I'm putting my clothes back on first.  That whole rear naked choke thing isn't what its cracked up to be.  I'm thinking it would be a lot easier and a lot more comfortable fully clothed.

After I broke his neck I gave him to a couple guys who I know that just happened to be down the road a short piece.


That's sounds a lot better than I pulled into my front yard and he stepped out in 3 minutes and I got the 30-30 out of my truck and shot him, then gave him to some folks who like them.  I hate hogs!!!

[idratherb]

 

[Happy]

I think if you jumped on my back nekkid I would put up a heck of a scrap too! Congrats on securing some bacon for your friends.

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[3bailey3]

I see no bullet hole, so I know you just jumped him congrats, you trying to throw us off with that other lame story!!

[captpete]

I'm getting the impression this isn't your first naked hog wrestling adventure. Hopefully the neighbors didn't have to watch. 

[NCbowjunkie]

Just where had you been that you was naked in the truck 

[wvspitndrum]

 

I think if you jumped on my back nekkid I would put up a heck of a scrap too! Congrats on securing some bacon for your friends.

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[guesswho]

Just where had you been that you was naked in the truck 

I said I went into my utility building for 3 or 4 minutes. 

[outdoors]

MAN
U GAVE AWAY SOME GOOD MEAT ...........
GOOD STORIE ........

[Tail Feathers]

Ima try that next time I see a pig!

[crow]

was there any banjo music while this rear naked choke was going on

good shooting

[eggshell]

I can see a whole new reality show......Naked and Afraid-wild hogs in the bush edition

[1iagobblergetter]

  Congrats on the hog...Ohhh and not getting bruised up in the process....

[SinGin]

Hand to hoove combat, huh?

[guesswho]

Hand to hoove combat, huh?

That's the family friendly version.