What is the worst?

[boatpaddle]

"I NEVER heard you calling".....

     After the knucklehead sneaks between you and the bird and kills it.....grrrrr.

[tha bugman]

 :happy0064:That should shut him up!  Good job

Guy I know casually likes to ask me how I am doing with turkey season. He then proceeds to tell me he is on #5-8 (depending on time of year).  He only hunts Florida.  He is FOS.  One year I had enough of his lying and bragging.  He asked me how turkey season was going. I said I was done.  He said, oh, you got 2?  I said "Yeah, 2 in Florida, 3 in Georgia, 3 in Alabama and 2 in Kansas.  You got any turkey recipes?"  He has never told me how many birds he has killed again.

[shaman]

"The owners said I could hunt here."

Imagine my surprise, since I was the owner.

"I din't know y'all hunted turkeys. I thought it was just deer you hunted."

[Cut N Run]

Here's some of the biggest lies I ever heard in the turkey woods.

"What do you mean, I'm across the property line?"  "I must have got turned around in the dark."  "I didn't know it was posted."
He walked in right across a wide open fire lane past some neon yellow paint on trees & posted signs that are so bright a man with bad vision can see them on a moonless night without his glasses on.  Just sayin'

Jim

[TURKEYWHACKER]

Naw, just a couple hens. You see any?

[Tail Feathers]

I had one gobbling 125 yards out the morning before opening day I a Florida wma.  A guy comes driving up and asks if heard anything.  While trying to be polite and not totally lie or give up my find, the Tom walks right out in fornt of his jeep.
Turns out the guy hadn't drawn for that wma but loved to hear the birds.  He was a big help... got a map out and pointed out some spots that helped my group take birds.

[Rick Howard]

"The owners said I could hunt here."

Imagine my surprise, since I was the owner.

"I din't know y'all hunted turkeys. I thought it was just deer you hunted."

Doh!  I was that guy once.  It was an honest mistake in my case.  I miss understood which hedgerow was the property line.  The owner was understanding but boy did I feel like a dumb @ss. 

[hs strut]

i also forgot the all out lie from a poacher year before last that swore he was leasing my property from a guy 3 miles down the road. he sure was surprised to find i own the place. i get when someone makes an honest mistake but my place is marked very well.

[Gooserbat]

They come in on a string.  I have never seen one person use a fishing pole when calling a turkey.

[tha bugman]

accidents happen...

Here's some of the biggest lies I ever heard in the turkey woods.

"What do you mean, I'm across the property line?"  "I must have got turned around in the dark."  "I didn't know it was posted."
He walked in right across a wide open fire lane past some neon yellow paint on trees & posted signs that are so bright a man with bad vision can see them on a moonless night without his glasses on.  Just sayin'

Jim