2 brothers, one is 6, and the other is 5, are sitting in their room one morning before going down to breakfast.
The 6 year old says to his little brother," I think we should start cussing today." The little brother agrees, and says,"well, what words are we gonna use?"
The older brother says," how about I use hell, and you use damn ?"
The younger brother agrees, and they head down to breakfast.
Once down there, their mother cheerily asks the boys if they would like cheerios.
The older brother proclaims," hell ya!!!!!"
His mother cuffs him upside the head, shoves a bar of soap in his mouth, and sends him back to his room with no breakfast.
She turns to the younger boy and asks him what he would like for breakfast.
He says," I don't know, but it damn sure isn't gonna be cheerios!"
