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Maybe thsi will get some chater going on this page! YOUR FIRST TURKEY!

Started by ElkTurkMan, March 02, 2011, 05:41:15 PM

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harvester


Muskie03

I got a story for ya.......

Once upon a time, a group of guys joined a turkey hunting contest. They had high hopes of competing for 1st place.  They talked about tips and strategies, where they should hunt and what calls they should use.  They were sitting pretty high on the horse until turkey season rolled around. Then the days started to roll by with not much success. They weren't shooting hardly any turkeys! They just couldn't figure out what the problem was. After all the Voodoo Hunters were wacking and stacking them like cord wood.  So they convened again on there board and they decided that each and every one should go into town and find someone at a sporting goods store and ask them for a little help. They each did this and reported back. To their surprise they all came up with the same answer. NO SKILL!! They couldn't believe it! Not a one of them had any turkey hunting skill what so ever. So there they sat at there computers in total disbelief without the faintest idea of what to do next.   

         THE END
Muskie03 Taught Me A Lesson In 2011

If it eats I can catch it, if it bleeds I can kill it.

t_eagen13

Nobody want to talk to you on your board?

Quote from: Muskie03 on March 04, 2011, 12:40:22 PM
I got a story for ya.......

Once upon a time, a group of guys joined a turkey hunting contest. They had high hopes of competing for 1st place.  They talked about tips and strategies, where they should hunt and what calls they should use.  They were sitting pretty high on the horse until turkey season rolled around. Then the days started to roll by with not much success. They weren't shooting hardly any turkeys! They just couldn't figure out what the problem was. After all the Voodoo Hunters were wacking and stacking them like cord wood.  So they convened again on there board and they decided that each and every one should go into town and find someone at a sporting goods store and ask them for a little help. They each did this and reported back. To their surprise they all came up with the same answer. NO SKILL!! They couldn't believe it! Not a one of them had any turkey hunting skill what so ever. So there they sat at there computers in total disbelief without the faintest idea of what to do next.   

         THE END

unclerick

Ahhh look, someone wrote a funny little story about their life and troubles they have, everybody show some syphethy for these poor little guy.. :goofball:

Quote from: Muskie03 on March 04, 2011, 12:40:22 PM
I got a story for ya.......

Once upon a time, a group of guys joined a turkey hunting contest. They had high hopes of competing for 1st place.  They talked about tips and strategies, where they should hunt and what calls they should use.  They were sitting pretty high on the horse until turkey season rolled around. Then the days started to roll by with not much success. They weren't shooting hardly any turkeys! They just couldn't figure out what the problem was. After all the Voodoo Hunters were wacking and stacking them like cord wood.  So they convened again on there board and they decided that each and every one should go into town and find someone at a sporting goods store and ask them for a little help. They each did this and reported back. To their surprise they all came up with the same answer. NO SKILL!! They couldn't believe it! Not a one of them had any turkey hunting skill what so ever. So there they sat at there computers in total disbelief without the faintest idea of what to do next.   

         THE END
Before all else fails,talk to Jesus


harvester

Maybe he wants to be on OUR team. He spends more time on our team topics than he does on his.  ???

That aint going  to happen.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

doublegobble

If he wanted to finish last in the contest this year he would have asked to be on your team.  :whip2:
Red meat isn't bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

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Dan


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Is it turkey season yet? I love the sound of thunder chickens in the morning...

harvester