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Started by lightsoutcalls, September 07, 2012, 02:59:40 PM

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GobbleNut

If there were ten spurs in the wooden bucket and eleven spurs on the roost, how many gobblers does that mean?....((hint,...trick question...)

vaturkey



Why would it be 5 1/2 gobblers on the roost ? 
Vaturkey

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GobbleNut

Has anybody ever really "roasted" one?

barry

Does roasted mean he was once roosted?

guesswho

Once he was roosted, did he know he was roasted?
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Would he have roosted if he had known he would be roasted?
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GobbleNut

If a rooster roosts, why doesn't a turkey turk?

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GobbleNut

Wouldn't pea-ing on ones own roost be considered a faux pas?

barry


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Is faux pas French for cutting the cheese?
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GobbleNut

Are fart jokes on a turkey forum a faux pas?