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Started by lightsoutcalls, August 13, 2012, 11:16:33 AM

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Vintage

#6945
February 06, 2023, 01:36:57 PM
Outhouse don't smell

Turkeybutt

#6946
February 06, 2023, 01:57:03 PM
no toilet paper
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

ditchdigger

#6947
February 06, 2023, 10:01:13 PM
use a corncob

Old Timer

#6948
February 06, 2023, 10:04:20 PM
don`t forget lime

Vintage

#6949
February 06, 2023, 11:01:48 PM
kill the odor

TrackeySauresRex

#6950
February 06, 2023, 11:24:49 PM
Need a clothespin
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

runngun

#6951
February 06, 2023, 11:36:35 PM
Take deep breath

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Blessed are the peacemakers for they are the children of God.

Sir-diealot

#6952
February 07, 2023, 12:16:50 AM
Leave door open
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Koenig:
"It's better to live as your own man, than as a fool in someone else's dream."

Turkeybutt

#6953
February 07, 2023, 05:00:29 AM
snake slithered in
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

Tom007

#6954
February 07, 2023, 05:53:19 AM
Unload the gun

Turkeybutt

#6955
February 07, 2023, 12:40:59 PM
shot my foot
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

runngun

#6956
February 07, 2023, 01:11:36 PM
You big dummy

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Blessed are the peacemakers for they are the children of God.

Turkeybutt

#6957
February 07, 2023, 01:33:44 PM
Missing two toes
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, tired, beat, thoroughly used up and totally worn out from chasing turkeys and loudly proclaiming; "WOW -- What a Ride!"

runngun

#6958
February 07, 2023, 02:16:28 PM
And walking crooked

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Blessed are the peacemakers for they are the children of God.

Sir-diealot

#6959
February 07, 2023, 06:14:45 PM
Stumbled around anyway
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Koenig:
"It's better to live as your own man, than as a fool in someone else's dream."
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