Disinheritance

[Sherrell]

A guy was telling his buddy, you won't believe what happened last night.......
My daughter walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.

Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it."

Holy crap replied the friend, she actually said that?

Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said..........

"Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's reelection."

[savduck]

 

[tomstopper]

 

[captin_hook]

Blahahahahahaaaaaa.

[Eric Gregg]

 

[stone road turkey calls]

 

[Hognutz]

 

[Turkey Trot]

That announcement would be almost as bad as the one Ann Dunham made to her parents, "This is Barrack Hussein Obama, he is a communist from Kenya, he got me pregnant, and is going to be your son in law."

[turkey slayer]

 

[longspur]

 

[coyotetrpr]

 

[Limbstrutter]

 

[albrubacker]

  You guys are to much!

[Ruger M77]

 

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