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Joke (all in fun)

Started by Mailman, February 25, 2011, 10:07:14 PM

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Mailman

February 25, 2011, 10:07:14 PM
A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist?  What in tarnation is a taxidermist?  Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.  I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys, he's one of us."
One Shot One Kill

hookedspur

#1
February 25, 2011, 10:10:02 PM
 :icon_thumright:
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HARDCORE

#2
February 25, 2011, 10:16:47 PM
I can see the truth in that.......I mean the humor.  ;D

HC

Flydown

#3
February 25, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

TrackeySauresRex

#4
February 25, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
 :TooFunny:   :z-winnersmiley:
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

pullit

#5
February 25, 2011, 10:33:27 PM
Hey I know that guy! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

drum817

#6
February 25, 2011, 10:33:39 PM
 :z-guntootsmiley: :you_rock: :icon_thumright: :toothy12: :groupwave: :TooFunny: ;D
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HogBiologist

#7
February 25, 2011, 11:03:19 PM
duh, I dont get it.  WHy is that funny?  Dont we all mount animals.  Quiet down in there fluffy......BAAAAAA BAAAAA.
Certified Wildlife Biologist

joshua

#8
February 26, 2011, 12:02:42 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Turkeys are as smart as hunters make em and public land offers more classes.
George Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, he shot them.

turkey slayer

#9
February 26, 2011, 06:08:45 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

TURKEYWHACKER

#10
February 26, 2011, 06:15:37 AM
Tru dat   :TooFunny: :groupwave:

chatterbox

#11
February 26, 2011, 06:19:05 AM
I always knew you southern boys were ah, "special"
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

moonman

#12
February 26, 2011, 06:23:49 AM
 :lol:
Keep your nose in the wind,your eyes on the skyline.

Hognutz

#13
February 26, 2011, 08:06:49 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:That's funny, right there..Mike
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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willy8457

#14
February 26, 2011, 08:42:01 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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