You might be addicted to turkey hunting if...

[DeadEye09]

... you practice your turkey calling at the top of the parking deck in Atlanta between college classes!

Geez, only 10 more days!

Feel free to add your own!

[dirt road ninja]

If your wife knows the difference between a cluck and a putt.


Opens tomorrow for me.

[briancady]

 

[okiegobblers]

Or when the door squeaks your analyzing if the pitch was high or low.

[BHMTitan]

While eating, your fork scratches across the plate, and you're thinking "I could call a turkey with that"!

[Gooserbat]

You crawl over a fence while deer hunting, and wonder if the squeeking barb wire would call a turkey.

[dirt road ninja]

While eating, your fork scratches across the plate, and you're thinking "I could call a turkey with that"!

Been there too.

[redleg06]

...If your wife tells you she is concerned that you "seem distant" during the month prior to opening day.


My reply:

"Huh?  Sorry, what were you saying???  You mind keeping it down while I try to look at this topo map?!?!?  I need to know where he's roosting at..."

[TnTurk]

Your dog runs and hides under the bed at the sight of a box call.

[ssramage]

You're alarm goes off in the morning and you shock gobble

[Deputy 14]

Your wife tells you not to pick up a turkey call the exact instant you start to walk into your man cave.

[reynolds243]

You're alarm goes off in the morning and you shock gobble

   

[reynolds243]

while doing anything outside you hear a crow and you  subconsciously stop and listen for a gobble.

[hwy419]

When you return to work, a coworker tells you he thought you had quit.

Hands down the best thread on Old Gobbler!

Every single one of these cracked me up! Excellent Humor!

[hwy419]

while doing anything outside you hear a crow and you  subconsciously stop and listen for a gobble.

this one has my vote!