You might be addicted to turkey hunting if...

[jbennett]

This seriously happened to me today while sitting on the couch...I was sitting beside my wife daydreaming/strategizing when she (for the 3rd time) yelled my name. It startled and angered me at the same time because I was just about to shoot! You guys are reassurance that I may be crazy but at least I'm not alone. Awesome thread!!!

[DeadEye09]

while driving down the road you are using your mouth call and recording it on your cell phone and playing it back to hear if your cadence and timing are good.

haha guilty!

[bdesanto16]

You have your 2 year old son saying gobble gobble while you are practicing your calling. LOL!

[mrlongbeard]

You name your kids Merriam or Rio

[VaTuRkStOmPeR]

Your girlfriend is scantily clad on the steps when you get home from work as you walk to the kitchen  and take 3 minutes to conclude the conversation you're having with a choke tube manufacturer.......

[mudhen]

You have a turkey tattoo.

You have a spur made into a gold necklace.

You whistle at the turkeys at the state fair and try to make them gobble.  If it works, you tell everyone about it 

There's more....

mudhen

[WildTigerTrout]

while driving down the road you are using your mouth call and recording it on your cell phone and playing it back to hear if your cadence and timing are good.

I do transfer some of my mouth calls from the fridge to my vehicle way before the season starts so I can practice calling while driving down the road. I never thought of recording it though. Man you really do have it bad!

[coyotetrpr]

The month of April you change your alarm clock to one you bought from Cabelas. (Broken Silence) Sculpture of a turkey that cuts, gobbles, and the snooze is a shotgun blast.

[reynolds243]

while driving down the road you are using your mouth call and recording it on your cell phone and playing it back to hear if your cadence and timing are good.

haha guilty!

Hahah me too. Just today infact

[reynolds243]

Your girlfriend is scantily clad on the steps when you get home from work as you walk to the kitchen  and take 3 minutes to conclude the conversation you're having with a choke tube manufacturer.......

Hahah or the conversation with a buddy about some strutters you saw on the way home and a plan to kill them

[kmac]

You take the straw out of your drink and use it like a wingbone.

[reynolds243]

Your girlfriend is scantily clad on the steps when you get home from work as you walk to the kitchen  and take 3 minutes to conclude the conversation you're having with a choke tube manufacturer.......

the more i read this one the funnier it is because how descriptive it is, i actually think this one is a real story hahahah

[Frankinthelaurels]

When my wife told me that my two year old son tried to yelp before he said MA'MA' or DA'DA'....

[harvester]

Its easier to remember when turkey season opens, than it is to remember your anniversary.

[bluetick58]

How many of you have recorded turkey hunting shows on your DVR that your waiting to watch? I do...Addicted!

I do