GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread

[reflexl]

We are simply better than the splattered snot guys.

[zelmo1]

We are simply better than the splattered snot guys.

I bow to the goats         Z

And that is an innovative scouting technique.

[Happy]

I am here for laughs and try to keep it light-hearted. Other than insinuating that certain teams were ugly, dumb, smelly, and lacking in overall sophistication and manliness, I think I behaved myself quite well. of course I haven't picked on our captain much. He has been keeping a low profile for some reason. Guessing he missed some boat payments or some loan shark is after him.

[JeffC]

About that boat, might start looking for a new one 

[Happy]

I have this bad boy on layaway. I put down the down payment, but our boss man says the piggybank is empty back at the clubhouse. We might have either have to start doing some fundraisers.

[eggshell]

Happy, I think it may of been a mistake to trust a man who basically lives in a desert to care for our boat. He claims it sunk, but were in the heck did he find any water to sink it in ? Seems kind of suspicious to me

[Happy]

It's always been suspicious to me. He is always talking smack and then disappearing. Leaving us with practically nothing to work with, but still expecting stellar results. He is lucky that we are like the special forces of the turkey woods and masters at making do with what we have. You would think we would have made enough money from the car wash to at least get a decent snack bar. I mean, i dont break out the speedo for just anything. But no, not in the budget, he says. Anyone else notice that new, obnoxious gold chain he is wearing now?

[JeffC]

Heard Reject was given access to Grumpie savings account, spent all the money on another pellet gun  so this was the boat he came up with       

[zelmo1]

How can this not be the best forum, LOL I love it here. Z

[GobbleNut]

of course I haven't picked on our captain much. He has been keeping a low profile for some reason. Guessing he missed some boat payments or some loan shark is after him.

My role in these matters is to pick the fight and then stand back, watch what happens, and let my expert teammates take it from there.   
...From what I see, you guys are doing a fine job...   

[zelmo1]

Lead from the front Gobblenut. Z

[Happy]

Heard Reject was given access to Grumpie savings account, spent all the money on another pellet gun  so this was the boat he came up with       

You obviously don't know what Reflexl has been up to. For the last 6 months, he has been doing that P90x workout. He is just gonna use a slingshot to make it challenging. Crow has been in the custom shop getting some upgrades as well. He is gonna be a camo clad version of Wolverine when he finishes healing up.

[Happy]

My role in these matters is to pick the fight and then stand back, watch what happens, and let my expert teammates take it from there.   

That's our "Leader" . He always manages to pick a fight with the biggest, ugliest, stinky fellows in the bar and then gallantly run away. Good thing we are scrappy.

[JeffC]

was able to get security camera shot of GN leaving...    

[JeffC]

Reject workout..