GOATS Annual "Give the Other Teams H*ll" Thread

[Happy]

They all seem to be getting a little heavy into the mead and longleaf. Explains the knockoff oatmeal creme pies. A true master understands that those are to be used only in the middle of combat. Pretty sure the only thing they have fought today is the sofa.

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[crow]

That's true, an Xbox is no substitute for patterning an 870

[Zobo]

I wouldn't expect you GOATs to get it, sometimes it's difficult being this cool.


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[crow]

I wouldn't expect you GOATs to get it, sometimes it's difficult being this cool.


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Hobo, how are you going to play a trumpet with all that hair.

And what are you going to do if you run into one of the Gimps and Posers team members in the woods, they'll lock you up just for looking like that.


By the way you have some nice trumpets in your collection

[Happy]

Oh dear. It's worse than I thought. While I have nothing against a good bourbon and cigar once in a while, a glass of Evan William's and a swisher sweet do not count. Also, it looks like you raided Elton John, and the set from Shrek. Do you know why they have never made the movie "Jon Wick vs. Snow White and the dwarfs?" It's because it wouldn't be a movie. It would be a tragedy. You are outclassed in every way. Maybe with some proper training you could be helped. Right now, it's time to be in the gym, sir. Not passed out in a bus down by the river.

[eggshell]

UUhhhh, beards, big beamed lodges(blinds), bourbon, cigars, sunglasses and silly hats don't make you cool! When everyone else mocks you because they wish they were you, your really cool. You don't need to dress up and pound on a table, just being you is cool.

[TrackeySauresRex]

Hey GOATS!
It looks like GnH is in on the late entry. 

[Zobo]

just being you is cool.

Maybe for you eggdrop soup, but not in Happy's case. 🤣

[Zobo]

Oh dear. It's worse than I thought.

Don't worry Happy. I'll be in acceptable shape and ready to go for the so called "competition." I'm just enjoying the pre season. You need to relax a little and smell a flower or something. Your criticism of bourbon and cigars truly cements you in the elitist category, but clearly you need to hone up on your fashion sense.

[Zobo]

Hobo, how are you going to play a trumpet with all that hair.

Well thank you for your concern but it's not an issue because I play the mandolin.
If I were to play a brass instrument it would be the saxophone.
I know that you and Happy are more the tuba types. 😆

[Happy]

Zobo,
I understand you might have been born in a barn. I was raised in a trailer. However, having some drive and ambition can make wonderful things happen. You don't have to be stuck with cheap whiskey and cigars dressed like a hobo and driving a busted minivan. A little self-restraint and culture is good for a man. To be a GOAT, one must be equally at home in a holler, with a pinch of Copenhagen sampling some moonshine as in a private jet, with a glass of Blantons, and a maduro wrapped cigar. And by the way, tubas blow. A samick and fender 6 string is more appropriate.

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[Zobo]

What's wrong with a minivan? I'll have you know Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸




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[GobbleNut]

...Mark Wahlberg drives the same van as I when traveling incognito.
BTW:
Incognito means "in disguise." 🥸

Glad you cleared that up, Zob!  I was just getting ready to look for a dictionary.  Still have to...but now I just have to see what "disguise" means cuz I'm a good deducer... 
By the way, what's the problem with dees guys that they can't get their cogs in neato?   

[JeffC]

Zobo your garage is cleaner then most rooms in my house, I have a 2 1/2 car garage that has a single walkway around the junk I have. Never even had a car in it the 21 years we have lived there!

[JeffC]

Thats pretty funny "Princess Hapless" making fun of someone else's looks...