Not sure what is funnier. the gobbler not scared of the postman or the postman scared of the gobbler.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds; except turkeys, F turkeys, they are mean and have large talons
I worked for a vet in Ocala FL area and we went to a call on the horse farm. We were walking to the horse barn and I hear a rustle behind me and a pinch on the back of my thigh. My reflex was to spin and grab and I had a full grown goose by the throat. I did not choke, but just held him up as he beat his wings and squawked. I held him for a while and tossed him back down. The owner thought it was hilarious and she said that bird would slink away whenever the vet's truck pulled in.
