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Started by CASH, February 14, 2011, 02:01:35 PM

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CASH

February 14, 2011, 02:01:35 PM
Chevy Truck

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your butt year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership...the guy had no sense of humor.
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.

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#1
February 14, 2011, 02:10:47 PM
Lmao

TnTurk

#2
February 14, 2011, 02:13:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

turkey slayer

#3
February 14, 2011, 02:13:58 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: awesome

OLE RASPY

#4
February 14, 2011, 02:17:59 PM
 :TooFunny:

mason0366

#5
February 14, 2011, 02:18:55 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

PANYHunter

#6
February 14, 2011, 02:21:44 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: You probably ruined his day.

schuylkillspur

#7
February 14, 2011, 02:26:35 PM
 :thanks:
You hav nothing w/o FAITH

pittboss

#9
February 14, 2011, 02:48:57 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

pittboss
Gobble Gobble Boom !!!!!

Flydown

#10
February 14, 2011, 02:52:25 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

4nwtf

#11
February 14, 2011, 02:53:55 PM
 :TooFunny:

M,Yingling

#12
February 14, 2011, 03:05:22 PM
 :lol:  :lol:
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#13
February 14, 2011, 03:05:48 PM
That's funny.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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#14
February 14, 2011, 03:06:21 PM
 :icon_thumright:    :TooFunny:   :TooFunny:   :TooFunny:   :TooFunny:   :z-winnersmiley:
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

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