Interesting Day

[zelmo1]

I may need a witch doctor or shaman to interpret this day, lol. Just a bunch of singularly odd items all in one day. First I saw the biggest snapper I have ever seen trying to cross the road at a busy traffic circle. I get out and hobble him across the road, knee surgery last week. Good deed done I head to work, about 2 miles down the road I double wheel a crazy possum. If no snapper, then he would be alive. I get to work and park, check the weather and email and a lady rear ends( bumps) me. No harm no foul. After work is pt then heading home. I turn onto the shortcut and an owl swoops acrossthe road with a big snake in its talons, not many big snakes here. I get to the next turn and I am behind a 19 year old kid in a Delorean. Make the corner and there are 2 dead Minks in the road 4 feet apart. That's the end and I have no clue what it all means if anything, butdam what a weird day 

[Rapscallion Vermilion]

Woah, that's some pretty freaky stuff. One of my brothers apprenticed with a shaman in Nepal for his PhD work. Fascinating stories. You're right, the shaman would be all over your day with the symbolism.

[guesswho]

I'd have asked the kid in the Delorean if he could take me back to 1978.

[zelmo1]

Nope, I may have to marry my exwife again. NO DEAL

[eggshell]

Let me take a shot at this:

Slow up and enjoy the journey along the road of life, but be willing to stop and help someone along the way. Some day it will be you. Don't run foolishly through life, you never know where the road ends your one bad decision away from disaster. Life will still have it's bumps, but they're not all bad. Be wise like the old owl and you will be able to defeat the plots of that old serpent the devil. Enjoy today because you can't go forward or go back. It doesn't matter how much your worth if your dead, your not taking it with you. Sometimes chasing the person ahead of you leads to the same doom as they even if your four feet behind.     

[Tail Feathers]

To save time and a lengthy explanation, and to protect my Shayman license, it means you should buy a different kind of shaving cream.

[Sir-diealot]

Let me take a shot at this:

Slow up and enjoy the journey along the road of life, but be willing to stop and help someone along the way. Some day it will be you. Don't run foolishly through life, you never know where the road ends your one bad decision away from disaster. Life will still have it's bumps, but they're not all bad. Be wise like the old owl and you will be able to defeat the plots of that old serpent the devil. Enjoy today because you can't go forward or go back. It doesn't matter how much your worth if your dead, your not taking it with you. Sometimes chasing the person ahead of you leads to the same doom as they even if your four feet behind.   

Somebody used to write for the astrology section.

[Sixes]

If you mean snapping turtle, you should of made stew out of him

[zelmo1]

Just looking to shoot a few rounds of trap and clean out my garage today. I wonder what weird crap will happen today 

[Old Gobbler]

Sounds like the kind of dreams you would have after eating some bad pork sausage and a half a handle of Jack Daniel's

[zelmo1]

That is an accurate description

[tomstopper]

I'd have asked the kid in the Delorean if he could take me back to 1978.

LOL