Roses are Red, Violets are Blue HELP

[aclawrence]

Roses are red
Violets are blue

This thread is 8 years old

...wait, that didn't rhyme 

Ya that wife left me years ago. Done forgot all about her. Just kidding she's the love of my life.

Yeah you'll probably have to update your rhyme from Heavy 13 to TSS now.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you no less
Than my TSS


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[RutnNStrutn]

Roses are red
Dirt is brown
I love you
like a tick loves a hound!

Or
Roses will wilt
Chocolates go to your hips
I'm real broke
so you just get a kiss on the lips!

Or
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'd like to give you a whirl,
cause you don't sweat much for a fat girl!

[tomstopper]

Read some of these to my wife and she didn't find the humor in it. Actually said that she doesn't know how any of us on here are still married...lol

[longspur]

Read some of these to my wife and she didn't find the humor in it. Actually said that she doesn't know how any of us on here are still married...lol

I AIN'T

Roses are red violets are blue
They'd run for the hillls if the turkeys knew