What a shame that those buzzards are eating up all that poor pig's food. They just came in there to vogue in front of the camera and tease you. The club ought to pay you back for killing these swine by letting you take at least one of these birds off of their hands. That's only fair.
BTW, since you are officially retired, that means you can hunt every day of the season, right? I will go ahead and clear a couple of spots off on the Tally Board just for you!
Cheers
FC