Well, you see bud, the Indians and Dolphins have had rather horrible teams in past years and people still rallied behind them. Duke has had some very good teams in the past but this certainly isn't the year for sure. I've known guys that will change their favorite football team based on who wins the Super Bowl. If the entire Duke program went down the tubes tomorrow, I'd stick with them.
As for the frontal lobe attack, assuming it wasn't damaged, I'd come back with a real "hum-dinger." Unfortunately, I can't at the moment. Pretty sure I'm not firing on all cylinders at the moment. Gimme time though. We'll be laughing about something soon enough. Might be a missed opportunity, but something.