Elderly Learn to Text.

[Hognutz]

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise

[jblackburn]

 

[memert116]

 

[COssman14]

 

[alloutdoors]

 

[JALA Strut]

Good one ... 

[remmy1187]

 

[DirtNap647]

 

[TrackeySauresRex]

       Funny shhhtuff!

[Gooserbat]

Good One!

[boomer]

 

[fishfrey]

At least he did not reply with a selfie.

[surehuntsalot]

 

[JVA54]

 

[tomstopper]