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Started by Hognutz, March 31, 2014, 10:11:15 PM

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Hognutz

March 31, 2014, 10:11:15 PM

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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jblackburn

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March 31, 2014, 10:18:33 PM
 :TooFunny:
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March 31, 2014, 11:01:50 PM
 :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
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#4
March 31, 2014, 11:03:09 PM
 :TooFunny:

JALA Strut

#5
April 01, 2014, 08:16:39 AM
Good one ...  :TooFunny:

remmy1187

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April 01, 2014, 08:38:12 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

DirtNap647

#7
April 01, 2014, 08:58:05 AM
 :TooFunny:

TrackeySauresRex

#8
April 01, 2014, 10:01:16 AM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny: Funny shhhtuff!
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Gooserbat

#9
April 01, 2014, 10:31:41 AM
Good One!
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One of my personal current interests is nest predators and how a majority of hunters, where legal bait to the extent of chumming coons.  However once they get the predators concentrated they don't control them.

boomer

#10
April 01, 2014, 10:34:39 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

fishfrey

#11
April 01, 2014, 12:08:39 PM
At least he did not reply with a selfie.

surehuntsalot

#12
April 01, 2014, 09:35:22 PM
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it's not the harvest,it's the chase

JVA54

#13
April 01, 2014, 09:46:44 PM
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tomstopper

#14
April 02, 2014, 09:34:16 PM
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