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GOT MY obummer "HEALTH" CARE PACKET TODAY.

Started by Hognutz, November 26, 2013, 11:07:13 AM

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Hognutz

 
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet" from the White House.
It contained:

• An aspirin and a band-aid.
• An 'obummer Hope & Change' bumper sticker
• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
• A 'Tax the Rich' banner
• An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
• An application for food stamps
• A prayer rug
• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my a$$.
 
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


va wingbone

AHAHAHA!!!!!


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Spurs

Thought this was gunna be a train wreck for sure when I read the title
This year is going to suck!!!

timberjack86


Old Gobbler

You about nailed it on the head --- what a scam this Obama is
:wave:  OG .....DRAMA FREE .....

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