Maybe thsi will get some chater going on this page! YOUR FIRST TURKEY!

[harvester]

Great stories, keepm coming. 

[Muskie03]

I got a story for ya.......

Once upon a time, a group of guys joined a turkey hunting contest. They had high hopes of competing for 1st place.  They talked about tips and strategies, where they should hunt and what calls they should use.  They were sitting pretty high on the horse until turkey season rolled around. Then the days started to roll by with not much success. They weren't shooting hardly any turkeys! They just couldn't figure out what the problem was. After all the Voodoo Hunters were wacking and stacking them like cord wood.  So they convened again on there board and they decided that each and every one should go into town and find someone at a sporting goods store and ask them for a little help. They each did this and reported back. To their surprise they all came up with the same answer. NO SKILL!! They couldn't believe it! Not a one of them had any turkey hunting skill what so ever. So there they sat at there computers in total disbelief without the faintest idea of what to do next.   

         THE END

[t_eagen13]

Nobody want to talk to you on your board?

I got a story for ya.......

Once upon a time, a group of guys joined a turkey hunting contest. They had high hopes of competing for 1st place.  They talked about tips and strategies, where they should hunt and what calls they should use.  They were sitting pretty high on the horse until turkey season rolled around. Then the days started to roll by with not much success. They weren't shooting hardly any turkeys! They just couldn't figure out what the problem was. After all the Voodoo Hunters were wacking and stacking them like cord wood.  So they convened again on there board and they decided that each and every one should go into town and find someone at a sporting goods store and ask them for a little help. They each did this and reported back. To their surprise they all came up with the same answer. NO SKILL!! They couldn't believe it! Not a one of them had any turkey hunting skill what so ever. So there they sat at there computers in total disbelief without the faintest idea of what to do next.   

         THE END

[unclerick]

Ahhh look, someone wrote a funny little story about their life and troubles they have, everybody show some syphethy for these poor little guy..

I got a story for ya.......

Once upon a time, a group of guys joined a turkey hunting contest. They had high hopes of competing for 1st place.  They talked about tips and strategies, where they should hunt and what calls they should use.  They were sitting pretty high on the horse until turkey season rolled around. Then the days started to roll by with not much success. They weren't shooting hardly any turkeys! They just couldn't figure out what the problem was. After all the Voodoo Hunters were wacking and stacking them like cord wood.  So they convened again on there board and they decided that each and every one should go into town and find someone at a sporting goods store and ask them for a little help. They each did this and reported back. To their surprise they all came up with the same answer. NO SKILL!! They couldn't believe it! Not a one of them had any turkey hunting skill what so ever. So there they sat at there computers in total disbelief without the faintest idea of what to do next.   

         THE END

[harvester]

Maybe he wants to be on OUR team. He spends more time on our team topics than he does on his. 

That aint going  to happen. 

[doublegobble]

If he wanted to finish last in the contest this year he would have asked to be on your team. 

[mfd1027]

The "Doo Doo's" are back!! 

[Ricochet]

Here is my 1st gobbler story:
http://forum.gon.com/showthread.php?t=113861   

Those dang hens get in the way sometimes.   

[harvester]

 

good one