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Seniors Pre-Nup..

Started by Hognutz, February 12, 2013, 09:43:15 AM

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Hognutz

PRE-NUPTIAL AGREEMENT --- SENIOR STYLE
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: Put me down for Fridays.


May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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