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WHILE I WAS ON VACATION

Started by catdaddy, July 29, 2012, 06:31:47 PM

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catdaddy

I was on vacation in Florida last week and saw a car in a parking lot with a bumper sticker on it that read, "I really miss Memphis."

So I broke out the side window and stole the radio, and left a note on the seat that said, "I hope this helps."

CASH

A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.


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Wingbone

I live about 2 hrs from there and as much as I love Tennessee, I can't imagine ANYONE missing that place....except maybe a crooked Democrat politician. They're in no short supply there.
In Hoc Signo Vinces

HARDCORE

Good stuff Tom,

I believe every word of it too.  :toothy9:

HC


TnTurk

I know that's right. I can pick up a Memfrica tv station and that's all you hear on the news. Crime there has to be some of the worst in the nation.

drenalinld

I was in Memphis this weekend to take my girls to the zoo. They do have a great zoo. My wife wanted to walk up and down Beale St today. I told her it was not a place to take children. I see on the news there was a family murdered there early this morning.

surehuntsalot

that should have made them feel right at home
it's not the harvest,it's the chase

Hognutz

Now that's funny stuff, right there.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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