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Anthropomorphic Nouns.

Started by redarrow, June 10, 2012, 01:11:22 PM

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redarrow



        We are all familiar with  a
       
        Herd of cows,
       
        A School of fish
       
       Flock of chickens

       And a Gaggle of geese.

       However, less widely known is:

       

        A Pride of lions,

        A Murder of crows
       
        (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
       
        An Exaltation of  doves

        And, presumably because they look so wise:
       
        A Parliament of owls.

        Now consider a group of Baboons.

        Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most

        obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least

        intelligent of all primates.

        And what is the proper collective noun for a

        group of baboons?

        Believe it or not... A Congress!

        (Note: I hadn't heard that before, so I looked it up. It is correct)
       
        A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!

        That pretty much explains the things that

        come out of Washington ! You just can't

        make this stuff up. (Like they do in Congress).

         

         

         



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That's the most accurate thing I have read today! :icon_thumright:
Thanks for posting, red!

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