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Hen Haters Anonymous.

Started by redarrow, April 28, 2012, 06:18:04 PM

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redarrow

Hi my name is Redarrow and I hate hens.Everyday this week a couple sultry old hens have stolen my gobblers heart away from me. Every morning same o same o. So today I decided I wouldn't call until I was sure he was alone. 5:30 he roost gobbled on his own. 6:30 I see 4 hens walking away in the corn stubble going the other way.Thing are looking up. 7:30 Tommy still gobbling on the roost.Really screaming. 10 minutes later 300 yards away a lone hen fly's down ,runs straight at my set up passes by calls my boy down off the roost and away they go. AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH stupid @#%$#%^&*(&%#%*).10:30 hes still gobbling up near the road. In the mean time I have had at least 20 hens stroll by clucking up a storm trying to find the new girl.One walked by at 5 feet.Finally at 10:50 I get a look at the Big Mouth. He's 80 yards and lookin good. Coming straight at me. Two hens run at him and start circling him and away they go into the swamp. The hens returned 20 minutes later without my boy.He's in the swamp gobbling and going away.Then it starting pouring rain which was good cause it hid my tears.Monday morning I will do it all again cause I'm an addict.

Tail Feathers

I love 'em!  I've had two bring the reluctant tom right in front of my gun this year!!

But other years...I should join you. :help:
Love to hunt the King of Spring!

Limbstrutter

Keep after em Red he'll finally give up soon or latter... Them hens well drive ya nuts...
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wisconsinteacher

Every spring I tell myself, I am going to buy 1000000 fall tags and only shoot hens!!!!  I hate them all.  I can call in singles but never one with a tom.

neverstopchasin

same here in good ol tn but the last couple days been good. bout 9 they been breakin off. if u cant call em bush whack em. go 1 at 8 steps the other day and never hit a call cause every time i have this season the hens carry them the other way :cowboy:. Aint nothin like shootin 1 in the face right at the end of your barrel like that

mossy835

Looks like we need to start a Hens Anonymous for some members here? It starts with Hello I am addicted to hating hens and I need help!!

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