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Americas smartest president!!!!

Started by OLE RASPY, November 09, 2011, 09:15:19 PM

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OLE RASPY

 An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.               
                                                                                                                     
The first passenger, Sarah Palin, said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history,
           so America's people don't want me to die."  She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.           
                                                                                                                     
  The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the   
                        United States of America."  So, he grabbed the second pack and jumped.                       
                                                                                                                     
  The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the 
  history of our country, some even call me the Anointed One."  So, he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.   
                                                                                                                     
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life
         and served my God the best I could.  I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."         
                                                                                                                     
   The little girl said, "That's okay Rev. Graham.  There's a parachute left for you.  America's smartest President   
                                                 took my schoolbag."                                                 
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     

CASH

A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.


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ctwny1

and he lasts words were "Somebody else handed me this parachute..it's not my fault".

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Take Care and be blessed,
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4nwtf

I bet obama blamed bush for that as well lol :TooFunny: