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Senior Wedding

Started by Hognutz, November 03, 2011, 09:27:08 AM

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Jacob, age  92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Myers, are  all excited about their decision to get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and  on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests  they go in.

Jacob addresses the man  behind the counter:

"Are you the  owner?"

The pharmacist answers,  "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get  married. Do you sell heart medication?" 

Pharmacist: "Of course, we  do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for  circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All  kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for  rheumatism?"

Pharmacist:  "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about  suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You  bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory  problems, arthritis and  Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large  variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about  vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes  forParkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist:  "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for  heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist:  "We sure do.."

Jacob: "You sell  wheelchairs and walkers and  canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and  sizes."

Jacob: "Adult  diapers?"

Pharmacist:  "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this  store as our Bridal  Registry."




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