THE PHYSCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST

[TClark]

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

   The town council was livid and insisted they change it.  So, the docs changed it to read:"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign."Catatonics and High Colonics"No go.  Next, they tried"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" -thumbs down again.  Then came:"Minds and Behinds" -still no good.   Another attempt resulted in:"Lost Souls and Butt Holes" -unacceptable again!   So they tried"Analysis and Anal Cysts" -  not a chance."Nuts and Butts" - no way."Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good."Loons and Moons" - forget it.Almost at wit's end, the docs came up with:"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".Everyone loved it.!   

[Hognutz]

 

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