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Dumb Blonde

Started by Ol'Mossy, August 20, 2011, 03:53:13 PM

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Ol'Mossy

There was a blonde woman who went to the doctor and complained about no matter what part of her body she touched it hurt.

Doc told her to touch her ear.....it hurt.
Doc told her to touch her nose....it hurt.
Doc told her to touch her knee...it hurt
Doc told her to touch her foot....it hurt.

The woman being pretty frantic at this point ask the Doc..."What is wrong with me?"

Doc replied...."Your finger is broke".








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Ouch!! That one hurt.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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I'm gonna try it but I'm not sure if my wife is gonna get this one or not.

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