Basics of your hunt

[GobbleNut]

I was thinking along the lines of being legal and that is why I wrote my first response.
I go into the woods with the essentials everybody already mentioned plus the much-needed supplies needed to maintain this level of hunting superiority!
A.   4 or 5 Little Debbie Cream Pie's
B.   Couple of Moon Pies
C.   Couple of small bags of Cheese Puffs to take into the woods.
D.   2 maybe 3 Sweet Teas
E.   Bag of Peanuts
Oh and a Pocket Fisherman with a treble hook for those birds that might make it over the property line.

  ...My kind of guy!