Home Job Decription According to Mo

[Turkeybutt]

I was sitting here thinking after doing yet another job for my wife Mo. I called her that just to tease her because she once came home with what looked like a Mo Howard haircut, and the name just stuck. It seems the more you complain about not wanting a nickname somebody gives you that name just sticks. Everybody calls her Mo even the granddaughter calls her Momo.
Anyway, as of right now my Home Job Description according to Mo is.
Bug Killer
Jar Opener
Part Time Cook
Part Time Laundry Worker
Part Time Dish Washer
Trash Collector
Landscaper
Plumber
Snow Removal Worker
Light Bulb Changer
Vacuum Cleaner Repair Man
Chauffeur
Vehicle Maintenance
She says this is the only reason she keeps me around.
I have to wonder how did I ever have time for a full-time job!

[Greg Massey]

I see WHO wears the pants in your family .... LOL...

[Tail Feathers]

Pretty accurate list. 

[Turkeybutt]

I wear the pants in my family and I got her permission to say so!

[WV Flopper]

 Yup, I'd say that's a pretty accurate list.

At my house....I kill the turkeys.

[Paulmyr]

You could probably add bank teller to that list for me.

[zelmo1]

You can add turkey guide/caller/ carrier/ scout and alarm clock for me, lol. Z