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Started by redarrow, July 05, 2011, 12:43:48 PM
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Road Killed Jackass.
July 05, 2011, 12:43:48 PM
Barrack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car
comes to a stop.
Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The
chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama. Hours later, the
chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama. The chauffeur replies: 'When I got
there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up
meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama. 'I knocked on the door, and
when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barrack Obama's chauffeur and I've
just killed the jackass.
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July 05, 2011, 01:48:54 PM
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.
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July 05, 2011, 02:09:49 PM
That is too funny.
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July 05, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
Joke of the day right there. Good one.
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July 05, 2011, 07:52:00 PM
I liked that one!!
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July 06, 2011, 01:20:18 AM
Good one !
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Good things come to those who wait
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