LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

[Basser69]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
 
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane   
so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights   
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow   
passenger."   
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied   
to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"   
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global   
warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled   
smugly.   
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but   
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer   
all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,   
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.   
Why do you suppose that is?"   
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,   
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."   
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified   
to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy,   
when you don't know crap?"   
 
And then she went back to reading her book.

[Hognutz]

 

[savduck]

 

I want to marry my son to that little girl

[TnTurk]

 

[mnturkey]

Sounds like my congresspeople

[longspur]

 

[goblr77]

Good one.

[hookedspur]

 

[surehuntsalot]

 

[stone road turkey calls]

 

[OLE RASPY]

 

[BOFF]

 


Thanks for the laugh!!


God Bless,
David B.

[chatterbox]

 

[4nwtf]

 

[ncturkey]