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The old man and the cops
Started by busta biggun, March 11, 2014, 11:28:51 AM
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The old man and the cops
March 11, 2014, 11:28:51 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "My wife."
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March 11, 2014, 11:50:06 AM
lol
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March 11, 2014, 12:53:48 PM
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March 11, 2014, 12:58:43 PM
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March 11, 2014, 01:08:03 PM
Poor guy..
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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March 11, 2014, 02:06:37 PM
Balalhahahahaha
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March 11, 2014, 02:13:03 PM
So true
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March 11, 2014, 06:56:51 PM
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March 11, 2014, 07:20:19 PM
Colossians 3:23
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March 11, 2014, 08:50:15 PM
I can relate to that
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March 11, 2014, 08:58:26 PM
Good grief thats funny.
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March 12, 2014, 07:19:37 AM
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March 13, 2014, 02:25:24 AM
The lecture ain't so bad, it's the entrance fee that's a killer.
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March 14, 2014, 11:22:57 PM
Nice
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March 15, 2014, 08:14:06 AM
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