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Lemon Picker.

Started by Hognutz, July 16, 2013, 10:22:58 AM

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Hognutz

 



Senior lemon Picker

Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs , Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama."











May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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redarrow

 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: and being from Michigan she also voted for that idiot Gov. Snyder.

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slamman

 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:



unfortunately we have way too many lemon pickers.

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barry

I'm guessing she was hired on the spot!